Kibi
https://images.plurk.com/SQtNKuC0mVBRZw2nqggDV.jpg there's a relatable Ryslig joke in here somewhere
Kibi
Lusamine talking to the humans she works with. there we go
triska
i saw this post go by on my dash tagged "#ianthe" once
taffy
tags all slimes
Crow
https://images.plurk.com/6uDVBMckLMoJIDQ5LQQTHT.png
taffy
SDKLFJSKDF
taffy
*CROW
Kibi
ME EVERY DAY I LOG INTO SHOKA'S ACCOUNT
Kibi
please god group kelpie temp when
taffy
LOCKED IN FOR MAY MOTHERFUCKER
triska
oh that's smart. during mermay
triska
aquatic funtimes
Kibi
you fuckers BETTER NOT temp to mer when it is MARE MAY
taffy
MARE MAY!!!!!
Kibi
DON'T YOU TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!!!
Kibi
HRRNNFFF SNIIIFF
triska
kibi dw kelpie temp is way higher on ianthe's list than mer
triska
or rather on my list for ianthe.
Kibi
triska
ianthe herself thinks kelpies are gross, which is why i have to hit her with a broom
Kibi
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
taffy
IT'S SO FUNNY HOW MUCH IANTHE DISLIKES KELPIE
triska
HORSES ARE GROSS AND WEIRD, AND THEY'RE STICKY WET HORSES
Kibi
GOD Ianthe and Shoka have only interacted in-person when she was a pooka huh.....
Kibi
i gotta get on that
triska
yes and shoka was SUCH a cute little mouse. so tiny.
Kibi
menacing her with tendrils
Kibi
SHE WAS SMALL BECAUSE SHE WAS TINY 🥺🥺
Kibi
skills-wise, kelpies are like mers but worse. but consider: they are so funney
Kibi
(in the tone of that one Shrek meme) they don't even get cold resistance or the ability to dive down however far they like.
Kibi
but can a mer do THIS (gets cutlery stuck to herself)
holo 2024
kelpies are fun conceptually and i like every kelpie design but man. i wish there was more than one horse shape.
holo 2024
what other species are valid for kelpie...
Crow
kelpie advantages:
-horsie
Kibi
Pokemon has so many horsies though.....
Kibi
and yeah kelpies get other options
Kibi
"Horses, Ponies, Zebras, Onagers, Donkies, Unicorns (with no lethal tips), Asses, Mules, Camels, Llamas, and Nyala are welcome."
holo 2024
just equids and camelids basically
holo 2024
even pokemon horses are all just horse shaped
Kibi
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH HORSES HUH
Kibi
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH HORSES?
holo 2024
it's not a bad shape but thinking of kelpie designs makes me feel like a plagiarist!
Kibi
actually if anyone was there when Shoka first got assigned kelpie, they KNOW i was having this exact same dilemma KFJ:KLH...
triska
zebstrika kelpie for gladion because he is so angry all the time
Kibi
but then i learned to embrace the horse
holo 2024
....actually that is kinda cute. pokemon loophole: they have zebras that are horse shaped not zebra shaped
Kibi
my main Pokéideas for a potential kelpie Lusamine were Arceus (it's KIND OF a horse?!?!??!) or Spectrier with some extra Mother Beast features
holo 2024
spindliest fucker on hooves
Kibi
Zebstrika would be so cute for him????
triska
spectrier but with lusamine's color scheme and mother beast tendrils is great
taffy
look i just want to play a centaur okay it's all i want in life
taffy
(i am exaggerating only slightly)
Kibi
i love how this just became a plurk about kelpies somehow FKLJ:LKH
holo 2024
abshorseption
holo 2024
....hm. no.
Crow
horseplay...
taffy
ABSHORSEPTION
triska
oh my god.
triska
man imagine if kelpies could use the sticky to feed like slimes. that would be rad
triska
and awful
taffy
IT'D BE SO COOL?
holo 2024
oh god i just recovered a repressed memory of some fucked up horror movie i caught a glimpse of as a kid. a horse-related scene. eugh augh good night
triska
holo think of llamageddon and be calmed
taffy
omz sorry holo....
Wayward Haze
... I'm getting Valentines Day 2021 flashbacks
raspberrydrink
look Akira is also mad that hes just a shitty mermaid BUT mermaids can't trample people to death and he trampled akechi once it was fun
Kibi
agree, trampling is pretty strong
Kibi
and man sticky feeding would be so gross but also cool...i guess the water draining ability is...kind of like absorption though 🤔
Red Reflector
i do have a mer that will be insanely jealous of kelpies... why can't she have sticky hugs
Red Reflector
but yuuna doesn't really fit as a mer so she's an outlier. since i picked conflicting for her.
raspberrydrink
yeah Akira does the draining feeding, it's pretty gnarly
Silvie
Personally I think kelpie tendrils should be STRONG and SLURPY
Silvie
Kelpies have a lot going for them that's fun but I think they deserve a little buff. Especially if it can be gross
Silvie
Let them be the dps to the mer's bard
Usagi
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