Quinneapolis
I want a mod for pizza tower that just. adds plain text explanations for how each stage gimmick works
Quinneapolis
just tell me what's going on with the fucking rockinghorses, or why I couldn't get half the ingredients on that level
Quinneapolis
or any of the four other things that remained completely incomprehensible throughout
Quinneapolis
this game moves at too fast a pace to expect me to just intuit this shit
moontouched
yeah the rocking horses ARE tying in with the GO GO GO AS FAST AS POSSIBLE design but like, not intuitive in the slightest
Quinneapolis
are you supposed to race them or something
Quinneapolis
I still don't know
moontouched
yes
moontouched
there's a checkered flag you have to get to before them
moontouched
and if you lose the ingredient is in a cage you can't get into
Quinneapolis
the first time I noticed one it was just already at the goal and I couldn't interact with it
Quinneapolis
the level with the flying ladder segments I had to stop for like a solid minute to figure out what button is supposed to interact with them
Quinneapolis
the game is just allergic to telling you anything
Quinneapolis
and now the second boss seems to operate on COMPLETELY different rules than the first one
Quinneapolis
it just sometimes takes damage and sometimes doesn't and I can't discern any pattern
Quinneapolis
god I want to like this game so MUCH
Quinneapolis
but it just REFUSES to explain itself so I have to constantly stop and beg for clues
Quinneapolis
I have a fucking CHARGED SHOT?
Quinneapolis
god
Quinneapolis
I think I hate playing this actually
Quinneapolis
I can feel myself on the cusp of an incredible experience but instead dI'm just constantly miserable
Quinneapolis
I keep trying to love it but I've never left a play session in a good mood