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it’s march
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that means I am coming off my hiatus
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mostly I will be going with the flow. I may drop Mado just for the sake of keeping numbers manageable with the new system, also bc he just really hasn’t made a ton of CR despite being here for a few years now
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the cr he does have is wonderful tho so, weighs hands
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anyway I would love a thread of Barrow being voluntold about the Revered Mother in case anyone wants to do the honors. ideal if it’s right when he walks back in the door from his cresteood excursion
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Crestwood phone come on
frantic banjos
I think (I could be wrong and getting ahead of myself) that we may do a group post handing down orders to the lucky winners
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Excellent
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claps hands
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RP with me cadence
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i wish to
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you know i will always throw mine at urs
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https://images.plurk.com/ZHmKEOm5dR6aQDQOaUH3W.png worst uber he's ever taken
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six to one decided it's how this thread ended and I agree
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well I’m gonna be busy this month
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or at least half of me is, I just need to figure out whether it’s fifi or mado
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Leaning more towards fifi since I may drop Mado and she also would object way less to the ethical quandary of following a lady around and judging her
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also I need to play her more in general
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Nothing like feeding a baby in between pretending to be a 50 year old man flirting with the regional manager
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love them
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"a 50 year old man flirting with the regional manager"
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I know what I’m about
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also am I wrong
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I've been rewatching the BBC Musketeers and had completely forgotten/didn't know that Phoebe Fox plays the Duchess of Savoy
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so there's an episode with both Fifi and Benedict in it. casturbation
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perhaps more to come who knows
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irl lol
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[Terrifying. Best avoided for personal health reasons. Short.]
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none of this is incorrect
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it will never not be funny to me that bene is so much taller than flint
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SHORT
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he has 'reality shoots him from a low angle' vibes ok
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lololol
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maybe he just carries a lil podium around
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he's just very careful to always stand on the step above whoever he's talking to in the gallows
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halfway up the stairwell menacing benedict, who fully buys it
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imagine all the times they pass eachother on the stairs
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it works because bene averts his gaze. he'll never find out
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good because please do absolutely handwave that flint still stares him down with murderous intent whenever this occurs as long as they're both the only people in the stairwell at the time.
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shakes your hand firmly
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extremely 'maybe today is the day flint pushes him down six flights of stairs and calls it an accident'
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oh no I can't believe that guy-- "billy bones" billy bones fell off the shiiip how tragic
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cackles
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real lol
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what happens if flint goes to byerly's office
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does this ever happen
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yes, and I feel like he breezes right past benedict's little front office and just lets himself into the main office
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like what's he going to do stop him????
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the answer is absolutely not
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and if byerly isn't in, he leaves a note on byerly's desk and then leaves
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byerly's attack slut isn't 100% effective
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flint the 1 contributor to benedict's toxic work environment.
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lmao
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well 2
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1 is benedict
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HAHA
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1.5 is byerly, I'd hate to leave him out
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bless 'im
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wait what actually happened
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between flint and benedict?
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yee
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skips over to discord
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🙇
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https://images.plurk.com/43rxe47iZdsB8jy9LfJdqt.jpg
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
squish that cat
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Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
STOP THIS IS TOO FUCKIN CUTE??
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
the size difference
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also thank you for remembering that she sits like a goddamn weirdo
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hahaha I actually didn't remember that but I'm glad I got it right
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it seems like the way you sit when you are small and cold and have a blanket around your shoulders
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
You're damn right lmao
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THEM
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Hope and I have decided that Barrow to Matthias is “the guy who married his mom after he went to college” Aelwyn Abernant rly dead cee
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Nice, but also, like, god you're awkward
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If you go a whole day without yelling at him, he’ll buy you a six pack
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hahahaha how is that exactly the vibe
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perfect summary
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koke
👀👀👀
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Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
flKDSFJHHAHAH
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it finally happened https://images.plurk.com/2D32oG7jSKapLV5WmbuBg8.png
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HAHAHAHAHA
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I'm so pleased
sòsyè soti
LMAO Bene
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
what did he DO
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oh my god
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I'm proud of our boy
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He killed a man and it gave him swagger
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arguably the point goes away again by the end of the thread
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but I’ll let him keep it so he can remember what it was like
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my deepest desire is to have this immediately devolve into another catfight but productivity outweighs comedy at the moment
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and hope but you're already in here
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hahahahahahahahaha
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Amazing
koke
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imo people should not work or go to school and should just tag me all day instead
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at the beginning I was all like oh no I won't have time to RP when I have a baby, and the truth is RP is the only thing keeping my brain working
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as it turns out babies are not the most interesting conversationalists
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hm
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surprising
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thank you hope for tagging me right as I posted that
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you're keeping the dream alive
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fistbump
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Barrow like fuck shit how do I always do this
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note to self stop trying to talk to mages
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go to jail
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I feel so bad for Barrow
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He doesn't deserve this
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he’s all right, worse has happened
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or at least this has same vibe has happened but with meaner people lmao
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let’s just say he’s no stranger to being misconstrued
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Yeah he has found, like, the one mage who doesn't care that he's a templar
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too bad they're both so awkward
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abort abort
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