[cw: pedophilia] ah right, Kent Hovind is no longer a funny stupid creationist. getting a reminder with someone reading an article about how Hovind personally defended a convicted pedophile and provided him with access to kids

Oh god why are people

his defenses are so awful. "well he was playing strip poker with kids, but they kept their underwear on, so it's fine"

"he was wrestling with a kid, I wouldn't do that, but it's not pedophilia"

"maybe the kid was scared and wanted to sleep in the same bed as him"

Oh... no

he claims that the guy was framed by the NWO because he infiltrated them and has damning evidence, so they smeared him with the worst crime they could think of. and yet he still has to keep explaining away why the guy's in compromising situations with kids