I've put my name in for the ballot for a Coronation ticket, I don't have a lot of hope though

Keeping my fingers crossed for you! In a perfect world you'd be near the top of the list

Just call in a few favors!

Surely there's someone you've treated for a social disease who might want to stay in your good graces...

I did got to the Royal Garden party at Buck House a few years ago, I borrowed a fascinator from my mother in law, I think she bought it for a Royal Garden Party at Holyrood

Ooh, good luck!