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@anonymous

偷偷說

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 3:00 PM

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媽：許光漢演恐同警察，所以他是恐怖同性戀哦

？
：恐怖同性戀

我要瘋了
：那你去問爸比恐同是什麼？

爸：恐怕是同性戀

？

milk1998

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 3:00 PM

~~解讀正確~~

snail204

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 3:01 PM

ಠ_ಠ

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 3:01 PM

謝謝你們⋯⋯沒被護家盟荼毒還支持同性婚姻的大人們（？）

coffee1304

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 3:01 PM

恐龍同事警察

magpie4512

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 3:01 PM

ape8948

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 3:01 PM

中文的博大精深

venus79

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 3:06 PM

mochi5001

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 3:06 PM

好好笑邏輯正確

tea9881

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 3:09 PM

troll9743

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 3:11 PM

toro8665

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 3:11 PM

hawk291

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 3:31 PM

瘋了超好笑

garlic2400

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 3:37 PM

mousse2930

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 3:38 PM

peanut6051

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 4:16 PM

venus6423

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 4:21 PM

rum780

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 4:56 PM

我要瘋掉

banana7587

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 5:10 PM

原來還有這種解讀方法

virgo4390

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 5:47 PM

恐怕是同性戀

bagel8926

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 6:59 PM

grape3660

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 9:22 PM

goose1677

Fri, Feb 10, 2023 10:15 PM

whisky2823

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 1:08 AM

bacon9751

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 1:12 AM

~~有沒有考慮恐同皆深櫃的可能~~

fig4951

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 1:14 AM

oreo4668

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 1:45 AM

~~考慮恐同即深櫃的話，爸爸的釋義其實也是正解~~

jelly9541

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 2:10 AM

jujube3810

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 3:01 AM

pirate4258

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 3:05 AM

爸媽精闢理解

bunny5662

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 4:01 AM

是也沒錯

apple3856

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 4:22 AM

？

turkey1578

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 4:50 AM

kimchi1734

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 4:58 AM

快被笑死

wasabi1019

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 5:10 AM

bee9134

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 5:35 AM

shark3715

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 5:52 AM

bagel2061

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 5:53 AM

我要瘋掉哈哈哈哈哈

goji478

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 6:09 AM

笑到打滾

raisin8049

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 6:15 AM

噗主你爸媽真厲害

prawn4430

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 7:27 AM

笑到停不下來救命

nori1241

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 7:43 AM

精準指出恐同即深櫃的合理之處

squid9057

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 7:43 AM

恐怕被公開是同性戀（？

candy4641

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 7:57 AM

你爸媽天生一對

jaguar2101

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 8:34 AM

kiwi7858

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 9:37 AM

表符用ㄉ超精闢幹校死

cake8724

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 9:58 AM

koala2600

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 10:41 AM

prince1520

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 12:10 PM

觀念正確ㄟ

pitaya2856

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 12:15 PM

原來爸爸是老司機
很多恐同其實自己都是深櫃

yam8421

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 12:24 PM

很棒的解釋

pizza3778

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 2:55 PM

spider83

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 3:05 PM

taurus7118

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 3:07 PM

ox2407

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 3:09 PM

cow5128

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 3:09 PM

hawk2996

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 3:25 PM

ibis3658

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 4:15 PM

beer9680

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 4:22 PM

toast3511

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 4:26 PM

cake9908

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 4:33 PM

cola9469

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 5:22 PM

是大小姐的爸媽嗎？

loquat1563

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 5:22 PM

cola9469

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 5:22 PM

koala9505

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 5:32 PM

saturn3260

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 5:38 PM

pea1

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 6:22 PM

hotdog8765

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 7:47 PM

yam5767

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 7:48 PM

~~恐同即深櫃，爸爸的解讀非常精闢~~

king765

Sat, Feb 11, 2023 8:04 PM

gnu6576

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 2:07 AM

moose1420

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 2:13 AM

pamelo8832

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 2:26 AM

恐怕wwwwwww

swan4787

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 2:34 AM

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

udon9662

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 2:47 AM

ant2320

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 2:53 AM

恐怕是同性戀wwww

coral8389

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 3:10 AM

goose7535

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 3:13 AM

lamb2763

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 3:48 AM

怎麼解釋都是同性戀

hotdog7239

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 3:56 AM

turkey8480

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 3:58 AM

我想要這個新聞模擬表符，有表符包嗎~~~

ಠ_ಠ

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 4:04 AM

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 4:40 AM

turkey8480: 當年有人做了一整噗但我覺得這個最實用只存了這個

（太久了應該找不到ㄌ

sushi436

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 4:14 AM

shabu4620

說

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 4:33 AM

櫃子很深啊各位！！

pie2710

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 4:37 AM

bee5752

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 5:02 AM

guava265

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 5:03 AM

控同即深櫃嗎

taurus328

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 5:06 AM

python6518

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 5:36 AM

那大同是指「大概是同性戀」嗎

turkey8480

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 5:38 AM

python6518: 我的理想：世界大同

oyster5145

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 6:11 AM

令尊莫非是天才

goji481

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 6:14 AM

恐怕是

soba5686

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 6:17 AM

pasta2978

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 6:18 AM

kitty3226

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 6:51 AM

笑死了真的

hippo8582

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 7:06 AM

怪投票帳號 on Twitter 推特有人開了怪投票www

ಠ_ಠ

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 7:07 AM

選項一就是原作吧（？

hippo189

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 7:27 AM

完全正確

candy4641

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 7:35 AM

python6518: 大家都是同性戀

deer5502

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 7:49 AM

哈哈哈哈

wasabi2256

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 10:40 AM

恐怖同性戀是什麼鬼聽起來好像某種電鋸殺人狂耶

pizza3019

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 11:37 AM

hippo8582: 這個帳號好好笑

fox5971

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 11:52 AM

mouse1627

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 12:42 PM

恐同恐是同性戀

egg2085

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 12:52 PM

剛剛跟我媽講了這個（口頭）
我媽說「蛤什麼兒童恐慌？

」

cat7667

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 1:19 PM

egg2085: 恐童人士也很多喔

cashew7446

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 2:09 PM

soup963

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 2:16 PM

ಠ_ಠ

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 2:24 PM

wasabi2256: 恐怖情人那種

hotdog959

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 2:35 PM

melon908

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 3:22 PM

靠北

coffee5697

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 3:25 PM

變成maybe跟probably

eagle4675

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 3:26 PM

owl2701

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 3:35 PM

你爸媽簡直是簡語天才

worm5023

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 3:42 PM

moose3873

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 3:45 PM

爸媽天生一對

snake4172

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 4:52 PM

lizard4271

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 4:59 PM

朝聖

pear7978

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 5:25 PM

coral4841

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 5:36 PM

caviar1330

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 11:27 PM

melon8811

Sun, Feb 12, 2023 11:59 PM

爸爸說得很有道理!!

baboon4420

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 12:56 AM

salad6876

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 1:06 AM

fly870

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 2:31 AM

yam388

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 2:42 AM

爸爸真相了

papaya9489

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 3:32 AM

shabu3189

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 4:09 AM

一口咖啡差點噴出來

falcon7989

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 4:12 AM

cream5674

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 4:13 AM

中文的博大精深

pig3909

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 5:09 AM

dwarf4067

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 5:46 AM

政治正確

giant2558

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 5:54 AM

所以才說恐同都是深櫃

pizza1715

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 7:00 AM

witch7680

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 8:10 AM

libra4284

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 8:47 AM

pig6960

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 8:53 AM

longan6213

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 11:02 AM

toro7799

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 12:12 PM

dwarf8458

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 2:08 PM

oyster1592

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 2:13 PM

wizard3677

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 3:43 PM

curry8506

說

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 5:09 PM

uranus6881

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 5:30 PM

恐同=深櫃
邏輯很對

fairy2842

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 5:57 PM

shake2940

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 7:27 PM

goose1677

Mon, Feb 13, 2023 10:31 PM

peanut639

Tue, Feb 14, 2023 3:55 AM

rice2074

Tue, Feb 14, 2023 6:09 AM

pig6325

Tue, Feb 14, 2023 6:17 AM

otter1707

Tue, Feb 14, 2023 10:49 AM

cocoa3354

Tue, Feb 14, 2023 12:28 PM

goji7677

Tue, Feb 14, 2023 12:39 PM

burger6725

Tue, Feb 14, 2023 1:00 PM

tako1992

Tue, Feb 14, 2023 1:19 PM

tomato3353

Tue, Feb 14, 2023 1:20 PM

正解(誤

koala9726

Tue, Feb 14, 2023 2:33 PM

cobra5637

Tue, Feb 14, 2023 2:34 PM

otter8009

Tue, Feb 14, 2023 3:02 PM

dove1554

Tue, Feb 14, 2023 3:23 PM

中文跟簡稱的博大精深

cake9118

Tue, Feb 14, 2023 8:04 PM

falcon3567

Wed, Feb 15, 2023 12:36 AM

sushi7365

Wed, Feb 15, 2023 12:45 AM

tea7550

Wed, Feb 15, 2023 9:34 AM

kimchi4089

Wed, Feb 15, 2023 10:20 AM

tofu7382

Wed, Feb 15, 2023 1:54 PM

mantis2615

Wed, Feb 15, 2023 2:04 PM

恐怖同性戀應該是~~肛交惡徒~~那種

lychee5588

Wed, Feb 15, 2023 2:38 PM

rat469

Wed, Feb 15, 2023 7:13 PM

grape2417

Thu, Feb 16, 2023 5:43 AM

yogurt1409

Thu, Feb 16, 2023 10:40 AM

mantis5762

Thu, Feb 16, 2023 11:29 AM

yogurt4031

Thu, Feb 16, 2023 12:19 PM

fox309

Thu, Feb 16, 2023 5:52 PM

swan9254

Sat, Feb 18, 2023 9:35 AM

sugar9297

Sat, Feb 18, 2023 5:25 PM

monkey2006

Sat, Feb 18, 2023 8:07 PM

bagel8926

Sun, Feb 19, 2023 5:13 PM

panda2468

Fri, Feb 24, 2023 2:44 PM

snack1961

Fri, Feb 24, 2023 2:49 PM

cream4333

Sun, Feb 26, 2023 4:14 PM

恐怕是同性戀好好笑

lizard4271

Mon, Feb 12, 2024 7:14 AM

浮起來

crepe464

Mon, Feb 12, 2024 8:32 AM

是說鬼家人出衍生影集，既然浮起來順便宣傳一下

beer1012

Mon, Feb 12, 2024 8:36 AM

爸媽的世界觀怎麼那麼精彩

cream8212

Mon, Feb 12, 2024 10:29 AM

一周年wwwwwww

tomato3353

Tue, Feb 13, 2024 12:44 AM

cream8212: 真的耶，這梗不管怎麼看還是覺得超好笑

jaguar2101

Fri, Feb 16, 2024 8:41 AM

orange6535

Sat, Mar 9, 2024 4:52 PM

orange6535

Sat, Mar 9, 2024 4:53 PM

solar5163

Sat, Mar 16, 2024 1:41 AM

baboon4875

Wed, Apr 3, 2024 2:05 AM

lime8944

Tue, Apr 9, 2024 12:41 PM

這噗沒消音，每次浮起來再看一次我還是會笑出來

mochi8724

Tue, Apr 9, 2024 3:13 PM

浮起來又笑一次

mochi8724

Tue, Apr 9, 2024 3:13 PM

king765

Sat, Jun 22, 2024 6:50 AM

finch9171

Sat, Jun 22, 2024 12:27 PM

兩個天才XD

finch9171

Sat, Jun 22, 2024 12:27 PM

恐怕是
恐怖