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Some useful Touhou information for people who only kind of know Touhou
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https://images.plurk.com/2GBaBR5OUq7sdnANn7sV0F.png This is Flandre Scarlet, a touhou character
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she is widely known on the internet for being a murderer and for appearing in nightcore remix video backgrounds
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as of confirmed 2022 canon, some things that are known to be true about Flandre
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1. No clear evidence that she's a murderer
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Her original bio says she's kind of nuts but also says she doesn't necessarily know that her food even comes from humans
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and Remilia's bio says iirc that vampires can feed without killing pretty consistently
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2. She is not, in fact, a sealed dangerous monster in the basement
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She's very powerful but has been established to be able to bust out of the basement whenever she wants
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she isn't down there as a prisoner she just isn't good at talking to people so she likes it in the basement
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she's a hikikomori
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3. She is not even kind of important
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Flandre gets a disproportionate amount of fandom attention and fanart because she has cool wings
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she's been mentioned like, four times total in the decade and change since she was established
Love Snake Kaja
Being unimportant makes sense for a hikikomori
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Like, she's just chilling in her basement, not out and doing things.
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the presence of a mentally unstable supervampire in remilia's basement has almost no impact on the overall story
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she's just chillin
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she's only been properly relevant recently and that was in one of the "decimal games"
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the main cast's general stance on Flandre is just
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https://images.plurk.com/4MoWs0fgENJA0uLzDXHCG0.png
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She's in the Satori manga and like, might, actually, get to do something in it
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which would be a big win for little miss no-relevance
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Her Christmas light wings are SO cool
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90% of the commonly accepted things you hear about her are pure fanon
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her bio explains that yeah the wings are completely useless for flight but this is touhou so everyone can fly anyway
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I think her main diet is like cakes and shit with human blood baked into them discreetly
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people love drawing her wings
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also her theme song is probably fun to remix
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it's not like, my favorite track even in her own game, but it's got a lot going on in it
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my favorite track conceptually is Remilia's theme because it plagarizes from Beethoven and that's very on brand for her
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for Remilia "claims falsely to be descended from Dracula" Scarlet
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the liner notes for Septette for the Dead Princess, Remilia's theme, are also like "also it's not a septette. also she's not dead, and there's no princess."
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remilia is such a loser
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absolutely
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the whole mansion is just dramatic weirdos
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The horrifying realization over the lat 15 years of interacting with Touhou fans that out of the Scarlet Devil Mansion crew, Meiling is the least loser nerd
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she's the jock
oh i'm scary
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oh i'm scary
so literally everything about Flandre and her relationship with Remilia in fanon is nonsense
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Yup
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100%
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as we found out a decade later
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I like the FMW interpretation for being full of juicy drama and conflict
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It’s fun and dramatic
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But it’s also distinctly different from canon
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touhou is allergic to high drama
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it makes for bad tea parties
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I want sumireko to meet flandre
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"I got lost in the vampire mansion and was HUNTED by a DEMON" "oh you mean remilia's kid sister"
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I understand that in Flandre’s level the pre boss dialog is like
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Flandre: “I’m bored. Wanna spellcard fight?”
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more or less
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PC: “eh, sure.”
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she needs enrichment
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she'll start knocking things off of tables otherwise
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flandre's entire story in 17.5 is Okina going "hey destory this asshole" and Flandre going "sure sounds fun"
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And then there's Sakuya.
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sakuya is the weird one
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