adhd report: it's taking me 20 minutes to put on socks because i keep on getting distracted

i am going to noogie my brother for being a knucklehead about having a hard time paying attention when it's This Bad

wearily shakes your hand over this

one time i was a little late setting out for work because i got distracted while brshing my teeth. while the toothbrush was In My Mouth

HA. HAHA. GUESS WHAT I DID THIS MORNING BECAUSE I SAW SOMETHING SHINY ON THE COMPUTER

I sat down for five minutes with it in my mouth,

LMFAO!!!!! GODDAMN IT

I read this and had to double check that I was wearing socks

...I'm at the office