lily!
[rp] when will i EVER LEARN to do the canon review BEFORE the app instead of after
lily!
i've noticed at least two objectively incorrect trivia bits i put in the snek app,,,,
Platinum
Well, there's only one option
Platinum
Sneak into the mod team's houses, delete the app you sent in from each of their e-mails, and send in a new one.
Giftpatine
I was going to suggest Artemis covertly "replace" one of the mods and, having successfully usurped their position, accept her own app and bypass the process altogether
Platinum
Well that wouldn't work, obviously, because then she'd have to take over their social media and roleplaying until she'd created enough lead in time to explain that their 'new job' prevented them from participating in the community anymore, and that could take weeks
Giftpatine
okay so first artemis has to clone herself so she can be in two places at once
Giftpatine
this is a plan that has legs
Giftpatine
specifically four
Giftpatine
on account of the cloning
Platinum
That's a bit more sensible, yeah.
lily!
one first of all nevermind i was perfectly right the whole time and a genius
Giftpatine
I never doubted you for a second
lily!
and two, i'm afraid you two are ALSO going to need to find a new job after you've discovered my top secret project
Giftpatine
Platinum
But think of how useful we'd be as henchmen!
Giftpatine
I'm very tall
Platinum
I know a lot of useless trivia.
lily!
but consider the big lever that opens the trapdoor to the lava pit looks SUPER FUN to pull
Giftpatine
technically if artemis can clone herself she can be her own henchmen
Platinum
Surely her clone would be too busy doing cloney things to properly hench.
Giftpatine
if she clones herself twice she can call the second clone
Giftpatine
Art3mis
Giftpatine
or "artthreemis"
Platinum
Could follow Star Wars Legends rules.
Giftpatine
star wars doesn't follow star was legends rules anymore
Platinum
Arteeemis. Aaartemis. Artemiiis.
Platinum
true, but i can still get a giggle out of luuke and booba fett.
Giftpatine
booba fett
lily!
....
Platinum
Booba Fett
Giftpatine
if booba fett uses his jet pack-sorry, his "jeet paack" to oh my god you're not joking
lily!
hey wait a minute how on earth were you two not already friends???
Platinum
Small social circles.
lily!
anyways i'm disappointed in the two of you for missing the incredibly obvious joke opportunities here and that's the real reason why i'm plunging you into the lava pit
Platinum
nooooooooookay
Giftpatine
I don't know why I didn't think booba fett was real when jizz music is a thing
Giftpatine
I played myself
Platinum
Ah, yes, jizz. Sung by jizz wailers. Played on jizz boxes. Very popular.
lily!
don't you two have a prince from denmark to guffaw at and/or with
Giftpatine
Platinum
I make a terrible delivery boy.
Giftpatine
anyway to get back to the point I was trying to make earlier before I realized star wars is bad actually, if booba fett uses his jeet paack to fly directly over you is that a case of
Giftpatine
under-booba