Shutting down for bed, find out that the cat silently made a mess slippery enough to slam me to the floor.

beware of arena trap attacks

Everything's clean now, but something's been damaged in my leg. Just a little angry at the cat. Considered locking him out of my room, but he wouldn't understand why, so there's no point

I'm not in a laughing mood, sorry.

can you hide whatever he used to make the mess?

Anyhow, sure enough he's kneading the blanket at my feet and purring.

oof, i'm sorry you're hurt :<

I'd have to stop feeding him for that.

well damn. he definitely wouldn't understand why you're not feeding him