[D&D] off to a good start.

Me: It's Friday the 13th Eve!
Hazel : Right! We should leave out machetes and slutty teenagers for Jason!
Friend Jason: Huh?
Hazel: Oh, not you.
Kosa : It could be! You don't know his life!

Also "That's more TPK with benefits."

I love my friends.

also oh shit. I didn't realize it was the 13th tomorrow

It is!

/dead. We seduced a guard!

We were trying to get into a Keep. Our fighter was sneaking to the gate and failed, tripping and face planting. The guard on the wall looked out. No one was saying anything, so I stepped out and said we were travelers passing through. The bard followed and he asked her for a song.

He then regaled us with ridiculous tales to try to get us to come up to his room. Meanwhile, the fighter snuck along the wall to the door. We told the guard we wanted to go in. He rushed downstairs, burst through the door... And was knocked unconscious by the fighter.

Nice

Completely unplanned. We also had to explain to our Minotaur that when the guard offered to show us his sword, he didn't mean an actual sword.

"He didn't mean a literal sword."
"What other kind of sword is there? You can't kill anyone with an imaginary sword!"

It was a short sword

LMAO

I usually play bards. My current character is a rogue

pretty half elf rogue

My last character was a rogue... Ngl I was basically playing Nat.

I based her off this image!

Now I'm playing a sorcerer Elf... Who secretly wants to take over the world.

Pretty!!

my character and her older sister are a bard/rogue combo. bard distracts while I steal all the shiny

another friend plays the sister

That's awesome.

:3