Seijin CC
Help. The story of Adam according to Oda Not the stupidest thing I've ever written but....
Seijin CC
All the years I've spent trying to teach this story to school children in bible camp only to play this heretic
Seijin CC
oh no we've stung god
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
(LOL)
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
I love it so much
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Ari's interpretation of his interpretation will possibly get even weirder
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Luis Frois can be proud of him. 'I met a space alien and I taught her about Christianity' (devil)
Seijin CC
ikr
Loup D'etat
It’s so funny because Genesis is not only the name of a sword, because I love symbolism, but it’s also the safe word for Nobunaga and Valdis. And now he’s telling Ari the story of Genesis
Seijin CC
yup
Seijin CC
And given Valdis' take on it being about how men blame women for their failings
Loup D'etat
Oh, the Blame game came later, but yeah lol
Loup D'etat
The Bible actually implies that women cannot be equal to men as punishment for what happened in the garden of Eden.
Seijin CC
I'm sure she'll be like "oh it's their safeword because woman"
Whatson
Is he supposed to be a stoner?
Seijin CC
shut up you
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Expect Ari to have something to say about the weird sexism. None of that out on the Tradelines (according to Ari)
Seijin CC
XD
Whatson
Wha, it was an honest question
Loup D'etat
Don’t worry Ari, it got better, just took several thousand years
kingdonkey
Lordt. Klaus is like, “God rly said don’t go chasing waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to, huh?”
Loup D'etat
God said a lot of things
kingdonkey
He did
Seijin CC
Yes (LOL)
Loup D'etat
Huh...memento Mori is the first thing that came to mind. There is also momento vivere. Veritas is another one. But those are all Latin lol
Loup D'etat
I wonder if the name magic Valdis has works in the opposite direction...that would be weird
Seijin CC
He was thinking thinking Validity (LOL) for truth
Loup D'etat
Veritas means Truth. It’s apparently the name of the goddess of truth.
Loup D'etat
It might fit better because she doesn’t validate him, she challenges him. Like the truth in some way
Seijin CC
ya
Seijin CC
TBH I think at this point Nobunaga could be safely trusted with having a name from Valdis, but he'd be angry at first (LOL) Purely because he's like "NO I AM MIZUNE DAMN IT D:<"
Seijin CC
so Yato would have to give him an explicit go ahead first (LOL)
Loup D'etat
Oh she knows, she’s just fighting it so hard because she doesn’t want to trust him even though she does
Seijin CC
rofl good
Seijin CC
He is still like "(annoyed) No don't trust me either (annoyed)" even though he's trying to get the fuck over it (lmao)
SeeYouInShibuya
I'd like to say he would be bothered, but tbh all of his shinki are Nora so
SeeYouInShibuya
I'd argue that's not his problem with Nora herself, more because their relationship is super toxic
Loup D'etat
Who is Nora?
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Ari would reassure him that it's nothing like the contract he has with Yato, but she's not allowed to talk about it ;-)
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Nora - a shinki with more than one god I think
Loup D'etat
Ah, yeah. It’s very different from that!
Loup D'etat
He’s not gonna be allowed to talk about it either
Seijin CC
yes
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Nobunaga doesn't want to be a Nora though (nottalking)
Loup D'etat
She’ll have to explain it because in order for it to work, he has to accept it.
Seijin CC
Validity works best anyway because it's always grounded in logic
Seijin CC
self-consistency
Seijin CC
+ it's a legal term ;-) Not that he knows it
SeeYouInShibuya
Yeah (LOL) that's what nora are, but there's also one in particular he calls Nora because he refuses to use the name he gave her (and subsequently later took away)
Seijin CC
AND A PUN X-( He does know that
Seijin CC
Who is like a sibling to him and works for his father yes
SeeYouInShibuya
But yes, Nora, Yukine and Kazuma are all nora XD
SeeYouInShibuya
so it's like
SeeYouInShibuya
/shrug
Seijin CC
/nod
Seijin CC
He is the god of nora and his own name was taken so he became a nora
Seijin CC
hence the name of the manga
Loup D'etat
Noragami!!!
Loup D'etat
That makes sense
SeeYouInShibuya
(LOL) I'd certainly say his name was probably taken yes. It translates to 'stray god'
SeeYouInShibuya
Just like the noras are stray shinki
Seijin CC
yes
SeeYouInShibuya
He just has a very odd coincidence that right now everyone tied to him as other names XD
SeeYouInShibuya
he's having a bad year okay
Loup D'etat
You broke her, Oda
Seijin CC
revenge
Loup D'etat
Rude
Seijin CC
Demon Kings are rude yes mfufufufu
Loup D'etat
Stop seducing her if you aren’t gonna follow through dude!!
kingdonkey
Klaus is just like ?????
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Ari suggests that if anyone ties you up to try to make you meditate, you respond by singing an exceptionally annoying song until they really, really want you to leave. ;-)
Loup D'etat
She wasn’t serious lol
kingdonkey
dkjalfnsd.
Loup D'etat
the fact you are both stalking this particular thread is funny hahaha
kingdonkey
I mean...WHY WOULDN'T WE? tbh
Loup D'etat
idk
kingdonkey
I say this truly dramatically and not with seriousness in my heart
Loup D'etat
lol
kingdonkey
I need to stalk SOMETHING at work
Loup D'etat
lol
kingdonkey
They've given me a second nurse again
Loup D'etat
yay
kingdonkey
And I'm just living here in a place where I'm not stressed doing 29 people alone. sajnf. But my brain is making me wait on replying to almost all the tags
Seijin CC
Rofl
Exacerangutan
.........rofl poor nobunaga
Exacerangutan
we need to introduce him to some jews
Loup D'etat
Poor Nobunaga???
Exacerangutan
"What does this part mean?"
"Good question, we've been arguing about it for about 2500 years, but here are some ideas."
Seijin CC
Honestly "stop seducing me if you're not going to fuck me" seems like a Nobunaga line straight out of canon to Mai s2f
Loup D'etat
Unless he knows old Norse he would not know what she said Seijin CC :
Loup D'etat
It doesn’t translate
Exacerangutan
mostly I was responding to "Nobunaga tries to explain Genesis" (LOL)
Seijin CC
Everytime she comes see him he's like ":-D now we can sex?" And she's like "no why are you like this?"
Loup D'etat
Pfft!!! Well...he’s just rude then
Exacerangutan
...that's not really news tho is it
Loup D'etat
Lol
Seijin CC
He doesn't know, he just literally "heard" spredt svordsmann so
Loup D'etat
o7
Seijin CC
Exacerangutan : looool he'd bug them endlessly but he'd probably accept them over the others except the hasidic community because he'd go insane
Exacerangutan
I feel like he'd have a hard time with any community of mystics
Seijin CC
"You should ask yourself (nottalking)" Nobunaga to Mai
Exacerangutan
also seduction that goes nowhere is probably how Hiroe punishes him is he misbehaves and doesn't make proper atonement
Seijin CC
So mean T_T of course the problem is he just seduces himself (thubking) see also Valdis
Seijin CC
*(thinking)
kingdonkey
Loool
kingdonkey
As she should
kingdonkey
Klaus is just like, “This is the man I fell in love with” like long sigh with a headshake
Exacerangutan
Hiroe can sympathize, she's had a few of those moments
kingdonkey
Not that Klaus can rly talk
Loup D'etat
This opens up a whole new issue in that he’s making her feel like less of an individual because he’s now comparing her to him...so they’ll have to deal with that...
Loup D'etat
Nobunaga, you were so rude to Skul!!
Loup D'etat
Valdis will also text him to get mad at him again, but not about Skul
Seijin CC
(LOL) he'd listen if it was about Skul but just be very "??????????"
Loup D'etat
Well, she doesn’t know about that, but she will text at him about how he’s being selfish later
Seijin CC
Yes (LOL)
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DEPENDING ON HOW THAT GOES HE WILL JUST BE LIKE
Seijin CC
"And?"
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"I don't orchestrate mutual benefit for those who are my equals, they are strong enough to figure it out on their own. Isn't this what you wanted? (nottalking)"
Loup D'etat
Hehehe
Loup D'etat
She has a plan, I promise
Loup D'etat
Kudos to him for actually putting a difficult puzzle in front of her
Seijin CC
roflmao
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I MEAN
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HOW TO GET NOBUNAGA
Seijin CC
(rofl)
Seijin CC
Literally in canon he just tends to ignore people he "solves" and then if you challenge him he is forever X-( Get back here I'm not done chomping you to figure you out
Loup D'etat
She’s like his kryptonite then lol
Loup D'etat
Literally going to make him come find her again f he wants to continue the conversation
Seijin CC
Y U P
Seijin CC
At least it will give Klaus 15 minutes of Nobunaga not literally clinging to him pathetically lmfao
Loup D'etat
Also, she got the message, she just texted ‘message undeliverable’ back
Loup D'etat
Because she doesn’t think he’s smart enough to think she maybe didn’t block him
Seijin CC
Yes (LOL)
Seijin CC
He
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SUSPECTS because she tried to block him before ?? OR UNBLOCKED HIM BUT
Seijin CC
alskdjaslkdjasd he wants to leave her thinking he's too dumb to figure that out
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LITERALLY JUST BECAUSE IT IS FUNNIER TO HIM
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a;slkdja;lskdjasldkja
Seijin CC
Although he will show Klaus first and be like "baaaaaaabe I told her she was acting like me and that I am going to learn to love myself so you can too and this is what she said, if I go play IS THAT BAD? WILL YOU BE SAD AT ME"
Loup D'etat
Eh, continuity issues. But even if he suspects, the repeated ‘message undeliverable’ will get him riled up enough to go find her
Seijin CC
He wants to just for funny
Seijin CC
Would she be at the library?
Loup D'etat
Nope
Loup D'etat
He can look there though
Seijin CC
He will! And then the bars, sports deck, theater, windjammer, other food (LOL)
Seijin CC
Then he might text Ari and be like "HELP ME PLAY THIS GAME :V"
Seijin CC
Not that Ari will though
Loup D'etat
Literally every place she’s knows he will check she is deliberately not there
Seijin CC
(LOL)
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She's hiding in the morgue or the Captain's quarters (LOL)
Seijin CC
Nobunaga; /SQUINTS/ Well played
Loup D'etat
She’s in his room by the time he’s given up because it’s the last place he would ever look.
Seijin CC
lmfao 100%
Seijin CC
He isn't even returning there AT ALL now because Ari told him to come back to her room when he makes himself leave Klaus' side
Seijin CC
so he only goes for whatever he has still stashed there
kingdonkey
Lolol
kingdonkey
Klaus just here like, “What did you do?”
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ikr
Loup D'etat
She might let Klaus know she is there if he takes more than like...five hours
Seijin CC
Nobuanga is going to show him the thread like "NOTHING" and 100% transparency tell him "I danced with her the other night and told her I want to learn to lvoe myself and that she acts like me not my generals (eyeroll) IT IS FINE IT IS FINE"
Seijin CC
He'll be gone like... an hour before he goes back to Klaus like "Neeeeeh I looked EVERYWHERE."
Seijin CC
Klaus: Did you try her room
Nobunaga: No :T Because that would mean she doesn't want to play (nottalking)
Loup D'etat
So much nothing right there lol
Seijin CC
Very nothing (LOL)
Loup D'etat
Let’s be real, Ari might nail where she was in like five seconds because where is the only place he wouldn’t look?
Seijin CC
(LOL) Yeah (LOL)
Seijin CC
So after an hour and the above list and he goes whining to her (LOL)
Loup D'etat
Nah, Valdis would text Klaus and tell him what is going on before Oda can go crying to Ari, just give me a minute
Seijin CC
Nobunaga: That's stupid >:T >:T >:T Actually it's fucking brilliant. I love you. I'm going to bite her. /KISSES TEYREY"S FOREHEAD and goes off with his coilgun humming JUST IN CASE/
Seijin CC
(LOL)
Seijin CC
Well he would whine on Ari before he got back to Klaus
Seijin CC
So unless Klaus texts him (LOL)
Loup D'etat
Unless Millisa wants Ari to be involved, Valdis’ plan worked either way
Seijin CC
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Also assuming Nobunaga doesnt' fuck it up talking to Klaus about it
Seijin CC
gets himself grounded
Loup D'etat
Is he actually talking to Klaus? Lol
Seijin CC
yes (LOL)
Seijin CC
Loup D'etat
I need to go find that lol. She will likely still text him just so he is aware
Seijin CC
By the 15th he's all clingy and Klaus is in withdrawal and sending Nobunaga off sometimes like "Breathe. I will still be here if you do other things."
Loup D'etat
Poor Klaus
Seijin CC
Like I said (LOL) at least he'll get a break
kingdonkey
Lolol
kingdonkey
Klaus is just existing here
kingdonkey
Sorry. I'm at work, getting myself together
Seijin CC
Nooooooooooo worries take your tiiiiiiime
kingdonkey
Ilu all
Seijin CC
Loup D'etat
Love you too! You have so much time! I am not doing any tags tonight because I need a break
kingdonkey
Fair and also just
Seijin CC
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Sorry I haven't been around! Was out longer than I expected today and then tired when I got home.
kingdonkey
It's all good
kingdonkey
I've been out here in the mess
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
But yes, Ari would figure out where Valdis was. Ordinarily she'd be like eh, if someone doesn't want to be found, leave them alone, but she's also not cool with people going in other people's rooms without permission. So she'd tell Nobunaga if he wanted!
Seijin CC
(LOL) Yes (LOL) It sounds funny
Seijin CC
Unless he just clings to Klaus LIKE A LOSER
kingdonkey
Lol
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Seijin CC also your last inbox tag is brilliant and has Ari all flustered lol
Seijin CC
lmfao she udnerstands why he unnerves Valdis when he calms the fuck down from being a disaster right? (LOL)
Loup D'etat
He does!!! She hates it!
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
See, Ari doesn't mind it! Slightly too much, sure, but he's being nice so what's the problem? ;-)
Seijin CC
lol
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
If Ari's ever truly mad at him for something he'll know he's really fucked up. It would take a lot. (LOL)
Seijin CC
lmfao yes
Loup D'etat
He’s just particularly skilled at pissing Valdis off
Seijin CC
see also: himself
Seijin CC
Loup D'etat
Yes I have this tracked ;-)
Seijin CC
kingdonkey
Klaus shifting his life a lot after this last plot. Eventually he’s gonna get into stabbing people like a boss. It’s fine.
Seijin CC
(LOL)
kingdonkey
And the telekinesis is eventually gonna be purposeful
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