“If you believe in a Creator and that everything is here for a purpose, then you have to realize that fossil fuels are not an accident. At the very beginning of time, God knew we would need automation and industry, so in His Wisdom, He gave us the fuels that we would need.” - From one of the candidates for Texas Congress. (He didn't win.)

Same dude who wrote, and published, Anne Frank fanfic where she found Jesus before dying.

Okay. But if God knew we'd need automation and industry, wouldn't They also have known we would grow past those needs eventually? Dumbass.

if god wanted us to use fossil fuels maybe he wouldn't have made them fuck up the planet lmao

I bet he also thinks Satan put fossils in the ground to "trick" people into believing evolution

Some people sure have a small god