A random poop thought: Milk poops (for those of us that are lactose intolerant) > Coffee poops.

I always feel like there's something leftover after coffee poops. Milk poops are like WHOOSH! All gone.

Trade off is that feeling of uneasiness you have the whole day, like you're going to throw up any second.

Sometimes I ask for whole milk in my coffee, or put a bit in with some regular non-dairy creamer. Best of both worlds.

The vomit part sounds more like acid reflux.

Also the absolute bottom of the chain are spicy poops.

Spicy poops last for 3 days or more

i guess you haven’t experienced poop from eating gindara 🤢 masusuka ka habang na💩 and the stink doesn’t go away even after a dozen flush