this is what dad just bought me

along with a bag of mini stroopwaffels and some lindt truffles

Your dad gave you alcohol and candy XD

Spooky Action : He did! and lemons off his tree!

apparently this was supposed to be the stuff in my stocking that he forgot when he came over on Christmas, honestly, I need it more today than I did then

Yeah, seriously

I think I might boil myself up some simple syrup and make a lemon smash

lemon squash?

idk, whatever the vodka lemonade is called