alrighty seems like a good time to figure out a job for eliot

bartending is what he has the most experience in, but honestly at this point in his life i think he'd want to try something new

i'm just gonna gently point out the perpetual boner quentin would have if he was a bouncer at the neptune

i was genuinely considering bouncer lmao. he could do it, but he just looks so non-threatening. imagine you're getting rowdy at a bar and some manicured dandy comes up like okay break it up

plus i guess if anyone like, passes out, he can just float em out

see it's skinny bouncers you have to watch out for though because those are the guys that have some kind of trick up their sleeve

also he'd be good at talking people down before violence happens

which is the goal of bouncing

true. here's his main sticking point: he's concerned that if he works in the same place as quentin, then q won't have as many places to go to get away from him if he needs/wants it. as much as he'd like to be up his ass all the time (so to speak) he doesn't want to smother him

come be a tailor for huaisang

how does eliot feel about sexwork

oh god so many choices. ngl i may let the dice decide

𝔰𝔬𝔯𝔠𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔰 : oh whether or not he works there fulltime he absolutely wants to collab. hes a slutty little robe connoisseur

ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴅɪᴄᴋʜᴇᴀᴅ : positively! i think hed get more personally from working as security than as an entertainer. he gets off on protecting people

well, then that's good too

he also gets off on making other peoples fantasies come true though...

part-time designer is just fine :3

also definitely go be an entertainer at the passiflora huaisang will come ... to come

that's fair and reasonable and eliot is being more healthy about this than quentin

hes better at taking care of quentin than he is at taking care of himself