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Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:43 AM

Hey plurk show me your blorbos and I'll rate them as "SMASH" or "PASS"

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:44 AM

Because why not

Anime_Fangirl

@hotandcoldaf

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:47 AM

https://images.plurk.com/4H08mT6Rf3Dv7xLuu7zd8t.jpg

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:48 AM

Anime_Fangirl : Pass but I'm sure he could get someone to smash him if he wanted

lily!

@aerialism

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:50 AM

can i present two

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:50 AM

sure

lily!

@aerialism

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:51 AM

the first: gebura, who was actually the second blorbo i thought of

https://images.plurk.com/16SjRh7FueF5THVERlGEH7.png

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:51 AM

CAUTIOUSLY smash

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:52 AM

I admire her dress sense, if nothing else

lily!

@aerialism

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:52 AM

the second: xvx-016 gundam aerial, who was the first blorbo i thought of but then it occurred to me that you're probably not a robofucker so i should come up with someone else too

https://images.plurk.com/4s8R2m8fzrTcFplvLNsugG.png

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:52 AM

Pass

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:53 AM

This blorbo could smash me much more easily because she weighs multiple tons and is made of impenetrable armor

lily!

@aerialism

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:53 AM

fair nuff

lily!

@aerialism

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:53 AM

anyways since you expressed cautious interest, here's gebura in her younger days

https://images.plurk.com/2lAW8mNBMsVSd4Ya4q4ff5.png

ScaryAlien

@UltraDude

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:53 AM

https://images.plurk.com/1g6L6HofxPJKDDA8Imexd.png

https://images.plurk.com/4QVllwxW4fO58ZGxPlZ5DY.png

trick or trick

@sanduophon

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:53 AM

https://images.plurk.com/5hrxejfvuXGGIA1YfNNzBg.png

you already know who it is

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:54 AM

TheDoomkitten: I think I like her older self slightly more

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:54 AM

ScaryAlien : Looks far too childlike to smash without feeling weird. Pass

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:55 AM

trick or trick : I would never make Sandalphon cheat on you with me. Pass

ScaryAlien

@UltraDude

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:55 AM

alas, art styles

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:55 AM

Well, is she a grownup?

trick or trick

@sanduophon

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:55 AM

HES MY SON!!!!!

ScaryAlien

@UltraDude

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:55 AM

yeh

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:55 AM

ScaryAlien : In that case sure I'd smash if she was down

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:55 AM

trick or trick : Still pass he's not really my type

ScaryAlien

@UltraDude

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:56 AM

I'm not sure she graduated college but it sounds like it was a few years in her past either way

ScaryAlien

@UltraDude

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:56 AM

~~okay there's no way she graduated anything post hs~~

trick or trick

@sanduophon

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:57 AM

https://images.plurk.com/k3TKKxj8DWHrduc6cs5vh.png

ok one more

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:58 AM

Yeah I'd Smash her

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:58 AM

She makes excellent use of thigh gap

magnet

@magnetDW

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:59 AM

I wasn't gonna do Balalaika again on this one but then I saw the hairstyle and expression on Gebura

https://images.plurk.com/7LtsRbsnTK5fyl2WuOvteB.png

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:59 AM

Pass she scares me

duck bastard

@trilies

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:00 AM

Balam

https://imgs.plurk.com/QBu/3Z7/iWghLNai0YdZK60l6UITlwLBBv8_lg.jpg

https://64.media.tumblr.com/85fc5fbe891e3d6aa3397ea3dc87b8b9/d92690b51324f1bb-2d/s1280x1920/d7757b70a0baebb40d54887f8a0bb86552106f2d.jpg

https://64.media.tumblr.com/04a9adbc1528679c52de84890c800d37/b87dd1bbc11d470d-6c/s640x960/9113b36b13faf4293b4d8279afb5392b1938b596.jpg

https://images.plurk.com/3cL5Vv2LZAaxWbXqG8Nveq.jpg

duck bastard

@trilies

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:00 AM

it was important for me to get all his different hair styles and also big birb feet

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:01 AM

hmmmm

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:02 AM

I get the vibe that this person, while slightly scary looking, would be very attentive to your needs in bed

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:02 AM

CAUTIOUSLY smash

duck bastard

@trilies

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:05 AM

you would be correct

https://images.plurk.com/1FTAQKBQ0rXEk7K0A1Gf8F.jpg

duck bastard

@trilies

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:05 AM

"james why do you have whole comic pages on standby" how about we don't worry about that!!!!!

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:06 AM

This is a judgement free zone

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:06 AM

You are allowed to be horny about your blorbos in here

Scarypatine

@SamuraiMarmoset

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:08 AM

https://images.plurk.com/5wtQl7uLPkPREr7KQI0MEd.jpg

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:09 AM

Scarypatine : I would be cautious about actually kissing her because I feel like if you got too into it you might be in danger of getting stabbed by those horns

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:09 AM

But other than that smash

𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐈'𝐌 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐘

@yurisoldier

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:09 AM

https://images.plurk.com/68OIdb807zJIxsGouBShni.jpg

2x combo

𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐈'𝐌 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐘

@yurisoldier

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:10 AM

disregard how white the blorbo to the right is

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:10 AM

Should she be.....less white?

𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐈'𝐌 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐘

@yurisoldier

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:10 AM

yeah

Scarypatine

@SamuraiMarmoset

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:10 AM

for sadu dotharl, fighting is always horny

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:10 AM

ok

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:11 AM

Regardless, double pass

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:11 AM

They are attractive ladies, but I get a strong married vibe from them and I wouldn't want to intrude

𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐈'𝐌 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐘

@yurisoldier

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:11 AM

they BASICALLY don't actually meet in canon

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:11 AM

NONE THE LESS

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:12 AM

If I had to choose it would be the right blorbo

𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐈'𝐌 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐘

@yurisoldier

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:12 AM

people just draw them together sometimes because everyone with a certain category of brainworms is in love with both of them in real life

𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐈'𝐌 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐘

@yurisoldier

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:12 AM

(me I am the category)

50+ volumes

@jisusushi

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:12 AM

how abouuuuuuuut

https://images.plurk.com/daNHXXbIDTeNAKHciPKKi.jpg

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:13 AM

50+ volumes : hmmmmmmmmmm pass, I think. She cute but like

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:13 AM

Everything about this feels too fancy

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:14 AM

I feel like I'd have trouble relaxing around her and if I ever didn't bring my A-game I'd be attacked by someone

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:14 AM

for daring to let her down

Gloomy

@lightdrizzel

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:17 AM

https://64.media.tumblr.com/6a8c5fb64f6d1c7fd1305268f8dd845d/9af466213c74daa3-51/s2048x3072/f8d6a2b20b05eb90104b3f0b1886c535d6cb0a51.pnj

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:18 AM

Smash, I have a weakness for mad science

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:18 AM

It's a risky game, though. There's a very real chance I'd have my brain replaced by aliens or something

Gloomy

@lightdrizzel

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:19 AM

at the very least, not by her

Gloomy

@lightdrizzel

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:19 AM

she has people for that

magnet

@magnetDW

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:23 AM

https://images.plurk.com/55xPmJk3976bGge6tslLtS.png

https://images.plurk.com/6YN6S4eltNfbMFPJnmWbr3.png

https://images.plurk.com/6aIQOAzSfeiI2ZOSgfBu0K.png

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:28 AM

are those all the same person?

magnet

@magnetDW

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:29 AM

yeah, different fanart for a text-based webfic

magnet

@magnetDW

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:29 AM

(it's Tattletale from Worm)

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:30 AM

Smash

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:30 AM

cute

Princess Emily

@deerleisure

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:32 AM

https://images.plurk.com/N1ed9nLkZMR8KyXC7RIi.jpg

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 6:32 AM

Princess Emily : Pass but this is a rad character design

black cat time

@MadarFoxfire

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 3:06 PM

https://images.plurk.com/2rHuE4ZLQ253q9yLJOPs9z.jpg

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 3:27 PM

Smash

La Comtesse

@mephron

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 4:14 PM

https://images.plurk.com/6xmTTFkFEFbnmhVG2xjyof.jpg

Princess Emily

@deerleisure

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 4:21 PM

https://images.plurk.com/5Ij6aSq2npJ2oA4wu0b6Rz.jpg

https://images.plurk.com/2oHosfhs3c3xXnUURu2LNN.jpg

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 4:49 PM

La Comtesse : smash she looks like she wants some

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 4:49 PM

Princess Emily : pass

Princess Emily

@deerleisure

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 4:53 PM

WOW,

Princess Emily

@deerleisure

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 4:55 PM

https://images.plurk.com/3vDIUuXRlaM1MJ43nFfJfg.png

https://images.plurk.com/7i0vq8PeoJtiJCn1ebfOur.png

turning down the cutest one piece character, no taste,

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 4:58 PM

Robin is RIGHT there

Princess Emily

@deerleisure

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:03 PM

Robin can't sing though

Undertaker

@Overbringer

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:14 PM

Neither can I, so that’s fine

La Comtesse

@mephron

Sat, Dec 17, 2022 5:38 PM

Well, Eiko is a horny mad scientist (she built a fucking chair), but she’s a big ol’ lesbian, trans (through mad science)and also her wife woud object. But she’d accept the intent as seeing her as hot.