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Just a boy and his swords
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Specifically a wakizashi and a katana :3
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All of his weapons are bladed without fail.
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Even this guy (LOL)
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Has to do with his cutting fate bonds trick
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lot of power for a little no name god don't think about it
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Alright lemme get off Dem's account
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I've only got three tags very easy to get through
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I wasn't planning on him going to the wedding because he wasn't invited (LOL)
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WAIT CChuuni what is this curse (LOL)
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I was just gonna tag that and then I was like wait dark things would blight him
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Divinity in Noragami kind of sucks XD
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They're not exactly all-powerful beings
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Yato > Klaus
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Yato: You should probably not do [insert thing here]
Hiyori: [does the thing]
Yato: /SIGH/
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XD
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He wasn't born yesterday (LOL)
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Yato > Ava
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What would the Captain find fun...well this sounds like trial and error
CChuuni
(rofl)
CChuuni
THERE IS NO CURSE
CChuuni
It's just a legendary IRL sword that supposedly made people around it want to be conquerors. And that is almost only because Nobunaga got it from his 250,000 to 1000 (in Ikesen, 2,500 IRL where he was married so had some of in-law troops) battle, and then gave it to Hideyoshi who also gave it to Ieyasu
CChuuni
OH PLUS
CChuuni
It was a
CChuuni
marriage dowry that a bunch of young samurai kept trying to kill each other for
CChuuni
So in Touken Ranbu, the sword has a personification and is all "wahhhhh why does everyone want me so much T_T" (and hates Nobunaga) but it's not actually cursed
CChuuni
The "legend" curse is that it turns you into a conqueror, like Nobunaga said. But even he sees it as superstition. And in IkeSen Yoshimoto Imagawa is still alive, because AU time travel Shenanigans, so he's constantly DRAMATIC AS FUCK like "the sword must be crying right now T_T" yes
CChuuni
So it can't blight him, it'll just be a fucking normal sword. With a Nobunaga engraving on it because Nobunaga is chuuni and absurd.
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(LOL) good stuff then
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pfft how much worse can his killing spree get though
CChuuni
IKR lmfao
CChuuni
That's the best part of the joke and it like... multiplies because Nobunaga knows it's all ridiculous and is just counting on Yato to do the same
CChuuni
Also omfg I got up to Sakura now and the constant "BOOBS!" and just groping her ealdkjsaldkjasadlkjasskdlj
CChuuni
Nobunaga 100% " Yeah that's my god"
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(LOL) He doesn't get out much
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He wasn't even supposed to talk to her
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Father is such a dick
kingdonkey
sjdkfnd
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Almost always when you see them, Yato is just thinking horrible thoughts towards him because he's not supposed to talk it's a mess
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He did a good job though of mouthing off in the most recent battle though
kingdonkey
Way to be. If Klaus had boobs for real, he’d let you touch them. Out of the kindness of their heart. Or something.
Loup D'etat
Valdis would remove his hand with extreme bias if he touched hers. Friend or not.
kingdonkey
Lolol. Klaus says they can both grope his none boobied chest if they want. But they have to okay it with Nobunaga first.
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(LOL) omg that was like 1000 years ago he knows better
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Look he was just a baby god
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kingdonkey
Lololololol
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Klaus says the offer still stands
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Call it research
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He was an adorable murder hobo
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Also his name there is just being read incorrectly because the second character is supposed to be kanji and she read it as katakana
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It's actually 'Yaboku'
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Also Sakura is a good woman she was like killing people is bad child :|
kingdonkey
It’s true
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He had no idea
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Father was like here's a fun game and the game is you murder people go
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Worst parenting ever ;-)
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When they do his flashbacks sometimes he says the most disturbing stuff XD
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But once he understands what it means to kill people he was completely put off on it so his nature is broken
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We're not sure why that is yet
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As a god of calamity he should want to do calamity
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All I've got are the theories (LOL)
CChuuni
y u p
CChuuni
Probably because people prayed to him to not calamity them
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Well there's two semi-main theories in the fandom. The first is that the wish that he's been told created him was a lie
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Which considering every other word out of father's mouth is a lie that's incredibly plausible
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He could have wished for a god that actually cared about people for example
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Which Yato definitely does
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The second is that Yato is a reincarnated god that was swiped and used by father which is incredibly detailed and documented (LOL) which also seems somewhat plausible due to many indications
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Which he has no idea about because they don't remember their past lives
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The frontrunner as to who that could be is Tsukuyomi
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My favourite clue was that Amaterasu couldn't overpower his magic and take Yukine's name back
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Which regardless of that being right, puts him toe to toe with Amaterasu as far as power goes
CChuuni
right (thinking) but then like what was his origin story (LOL) Since his thing is all blades/cutting
CChuuni
Damascus it's like oh he wasnt' even Japanese pantheon or something (LOL)
CChuuni
*Democles
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Also his father's Spade straff is so much like Kennyo's oh no
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People like Tsukuyomi because outside of the very obvious moon motif that Yato has going for him as far as powers go, this messing with people's fate can cutting ties of fate is sort of moon-related in mythology
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Course everyone could be wrong (LOL)
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Fandom rabbit holes are just fun
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Big powers for a little no name god
CChuuni
(LOL)
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There was more like Tsukuyomi being cast out of Heaven and when Yato wants to join he's asked if he will capitulate to Amaterasu's will and is seated with the other rebels who he doesn't know
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And his first reaction was 'maybe I'll rebel against Heaven'
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which I mean XD
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The Emishi tell us that even if they're reincarnated, that desire to rebel against Heaven remains
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'how about I mount a rebellion today'
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Nobunaga doesn't need more reasons to like him
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CChuuni
Yes good (LOL)
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Bless the music banter
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:3
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