No. Just no. Cumming is next to me and some of the business names are a bit something. Cumming Beaver Toyota is the best. But cum on!

Imagine the poor ocean creatures! They manage to migrate all the way to NorthWest Georgia - only to be rounded up and boiled at some greasy spoon.

During orgasm no less!

I live near Horneytown and always joke that I should start a service to postmark valentines from there for people

Hilariously, Horneytown is only 30 minutes from Climax, NC. Yes, I'm 12.

Go to the Climax Dairymen's Association to see the famous milk fountain.

PlurkDevi : Please tell me that's real. I know what's on my list next time I get a saturday free

I wish. But since you live there you could make it happen!

And then you could run tours: Horneytown to Climax!

A lucrative career, surely

looks like they have a nice clam spread there though

See, there's all these amazing branding opportunities. It just takes someone with vision to make it happen.

And what better place for a bunch of raunchy sex stuff than west-central North Carolina?

There is also a Climax in New York, across the Hudson from me.

Near Climax, New York is the town of Coxsackie. Say Coxsackie out loud.

I'm going to forge a manuscript that says the town's name is supposed to be Coxsuckie.