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thank fucjing god for my christmas bonus absolutely demolishing my credit card debt god is good. god is great.
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praise his holy name
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me when our starbucks offers no bonuses: pog!
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i think it is time to organize
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and also start working at lowe
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they gave me like $500
kraaler
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: i’m home depot gang bro
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fuck home depot
kraaler
when i worked at home depot a guy got fired for pretending to pull down his pants in front of a woman
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dude all my friends say that home depot is better and lowe’s is like conservative vibes and like
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home depot is canon confirmed real life homophobia and conservative i’m pretty sure
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marketing game too strong
kraaler
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: that’s probably true but i think home depot itself tries to hire very liberal part timers
kraaler
at least mine did
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there’s naurrrr way they like make that a conscious choice
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but i also like think ur right 😔😔 like i see what u mean
kraaler
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: they don’t but it’s like they won’t hire u if u aren’t able to be like super social and kind and that is intrinsically a based liberal tolerant trait
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u have to do 3 interviews to get hired at home depot
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NO FUCKING WAY
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i walked in and he hired me on the spot at lowe’s
kraaler
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: i’m not kidding bro
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interview was like 15 mins
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not based...
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for my starbucks interview i took the lady interviewing me to lunch
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I MEAN IT WAS PRETTY BASED
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wtf lunch where
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she was like can u interview this day and i was like sure but it’d have to be between classes and i get lunch then so we met in a caf and i got her a chocolate bar lol
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slay????slay??
kraaler
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: i couldn’t get her nothing
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when i interview at lowe’s i brought my resume on card stock and the guy was like oh man. oh yeah. this is nice
kraaler
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: ANERICAN PSYCHO?????
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i have to return some video tapes
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my professor recommended that i invert my resume on photoshop and make it all black with white text
kraaler
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: don’t listen holy fuck don’t listen
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no i think i mmmm gonna listen
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unless that’s pog bc ur kinda in an artsy industry
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idk i have no frame of reference
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most ppl in my field have like
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an art resume and a regular resume
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if that makes sense
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yeah ig so
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that’s kinda swag
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every resume should be an art resume
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like show me some epic graphics
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I worked at Lowe’s, hated it so much I only worked there for a month before switching jobs
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what department
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Stocking
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I worked with a bunch of old ppl
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I worked at Target next which I grew to hate for different reasons. It felt like a “hustle” environment, ppl there expected you to work super hard and fast and got mad or passive agro if u didn’t work at lightning speed
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this is why i love lowes bc i literally stand there all day
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I worked fulfillment there so I was mostly running around the store getting other peoples orders. I also did some misc stuff. At least I wasn’t working register those employees seemed like the worst and most cringe