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[dog owner life] oh yeah, Finn steals spoons
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He wants to spoon around
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like, in the weeks that my grandmother has been gone, I've noticed that a couple of spoons could sometimes be found out on the living room floor
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note: not where I normally put spoons
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but I could never say completely who was doing it, because, like.... there are a couple of dogs who could be the culprits. Finn amongst them
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But this morning, I got up to do something, and my empty cereal bowl was on a chair next to my bed
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AND I WATCHED THAT LITTLE SHIT DART OVER AND JUST GET IT IN HIS MOUTH
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he didn't even lick anything in the bowl, like the cats or Tad will do
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just!! a whole fucking spoon!!!!!
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Lmao does he play with them or just.... displace
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I have no idea lmf. I'd just find the spoons on the living room floor
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and when I saw it happen before my eyes, I lunged for the little bastard laksdjflkasjdf
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What a little freak lol
TeaMergency
are there chewmarks.........?
TeaMergency
"humans use these to eat food weirdly, and i took that personally"
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I didn't see any, although that doesn't mean much. They're decent spoons.
papermint tiger
'humans use these things all the time, they must do something special. I will experiment'
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