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I'm talking about Dave Barry
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Dave Barry was a comedy writer mainly active in the 80s and 90s
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who was HUGELY influential on my young mind and sense of humor
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I suspect I have more Barryisms in my head than I'm consciously aware of
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but in hindsight he was also
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a weird guy
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I'll sum it up through three bits I remember
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in descending order
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1. Video games
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As an older guy, Dave Barry never really got video games, but
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he wrote a whole essay once about how video games are extremely important for society
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because
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- Kids understand them but adults don't, which gives kids unknowable power
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- They bring communities together, citing a time when his neighbor summoned his son because his neighbor's son couldn't get his man past the horse
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2. Gender essentialism
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A LOT of Davy Barry's work was about 'men be like this and women be like that'
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in a very 90s comedy sort of way
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and none of it aged well
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an example that sums it up in short was the idea of
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"Men are hardwired to want to make kids, women are hardwired to want to have kids"
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a lot of this brain poison infected me for a very long time
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and I wish it hadn't because it sucks
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3. The Fucking Beach Story
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this kind of ties into the gender essentialism stuff but it burns into my memory
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because it says way more about dave barry than it does about men
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It goes something approximately like
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If you're a married woman, some day you'll see your husband ogling a girl half your age on the beach
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and you'll think, is this what he wants? does he want me to be some floozy with the body of a 19 year old?
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no, he does not.
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(I must emphasize for the next line that I am paraphrasing someone else's words)
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He wishes you had the body of a 16 year old.
✶ 天才的なIDOL様！
✶ 天才的なIDOL様！
HOW IN GOD'S NAME DID THAT STORY END WORSE THAN I WAS IMAGINING
Niamh Vibes
D-Dave
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even as a young idiot I was like
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"this seems like a weird thing to say"
kaylin
oh geez, I remember reading a lot of Dave Barry's stuff
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he wrote a fiction book that wasn't bad and that I have definitely referenced in writing before
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for tower of valor players, the epilogue line for Dr. Talos was a reference to Dave Barry's Big Trouble
kaylin
I was just about to bring up that book! Though, admittedly, the only thing I remember about it is the hallucinogenic toad
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("Nobody asked what happened to Caesar Talos)
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tutorials georg
I remember Dave Barry, that stuff was weird. Didn't read much of it, but sometimes my dad would have them.
NekoInc, MSPM
I just remember his hyperfixation on 3.5 gallon toilets, honestly
NekoInc, MSPM
I read a fair bit of his stuff and yeaaaah so much of it does NOT hold up.
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Though one of his genuinely funnier bits was "I cannot tell you which brands of 1.6-gallon-flush toilet actually work, but you can go to THIS business at THIS specific address and ask them"
NekoInc, MSPM
Because he sorta forgot he was nationally syndicated. So he just casually referenced a specific business in Miami
Wild Child
man i remember his books
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still own some of them
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his computer book was one of my first introductions to porn
penis bacon
I feel like Dave Barry is not nearly as bad as other 90s Nerd Icons that people put on pedestals still (scott adams) but he absolutely has a deed to the pipeline of getting there
bluecanary
i loved dave barry articles as a kid and i took apart all my favorite funny lines of his until i could figure out why they were funny and then i stopped reading them because i had eaten his powers
kaylin
bluecanary
: an excellent plan
Be Maki-Mine 💘
I remember one of his lines about people packed into a subway like drops of water bursting to escape