CharAshu
CharAshu
don't go telling your brother's adopted dad that he won't have to look after said brother once you show up
Sora
dkjdhsa
Sora
Donnie: no, i can handle this.
Bucky: two baby
CharAshu
Donnie: Sixteen, not baby
CharAshu
(Also, Donnie could not handle it.)
CharAshu
(his logic being "IF RAPH CAN DO SO CAN I")
Sora
confirmed infant
CharAshu
all turtles are babies
SundownWinter
bucky: alternate theory, you're also gettin' adopted, i'm going to nest on you
SundownWinter
bucky: fair warning apparently gargoyles hoard things and i've decided to hoard kids
CharAshu
Bucky no
Sora
man, these turtles get so many new siblings
CharAshu
too many siblings
SundownWinter
bucky: i'll let you work on my arm all you want
CharAshu
Donnie: tempted
SundownWinter
just remember if you find yourself having a plate of cookies and a knitted sweater shoved at you by a former bioweapon, leo's the one who accidentally switched that instinct on
CharAshu
he'll blame Leo for everything anyway, it's what he do
Sora
LMAO
Sora
Leo: a guy can't be traumatized anymore? I see how it is
CharAshu
Donnie: /face full of cookies in a ridiculous sweater
Sora
LMAO
Sora
As if Donnie can resist this parental praise and approval
CharAshu
oh god, yeah. he'll eat that shit up
CharAshu
also tease leo for missing him sooooo much
SundownWinter
bonus: an easily impressed dad who is also deeply fascinated by science
CharAshu
no the best kind of dad
SundownWinter
the downside is that he does OCCASIONALLY turn into a confused assassin with no control over his base instincts and just sort of starts mauling at random :v
CharAshu
Eh, Donnie can adjust to that.
CharAshu
considering their one dad is a wanted war criminal, Bucky's an improvement!
Sora
Bucky is essentially 'he don't bite' dog vine
SundownWinter
spoiler: he does in fact bite
CharAshu
donnie just assumes it a cannibalism thing. shrugs it off because leo tried to eat him once before
SundownWinter
bucky: kind of that, kind of the fact that my brain may have another person in it
CharAshu
Donnie: Huh... Interesting.
Sora
Bucky ends up with two accepting turts, gg man
CharAshu
donnie just like "cool cool cool" and kind of wanting to know more
SundownWinter
no donnie you don't wanna know more believe us
CharAshu
but what if he does? much to his misfortune
CharAshu
just cowabummer man.
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