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Tue, Nov 29, 2022 5:49 AM
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:12 AM
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Rian Johnson is brilliant and Glass Onion is a work of art Spoilers Within
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 5:50 AM
I can't wait for the next one
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 5:51 AM
....Joseph Gordon Levitt is credited as the dong. unbelievable
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@spacemoth
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 5:52 AM
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 5:53 AM
also I can't believe Rain Johnson said fuck Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Steve Jobs all in one movie
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 5:54 AM
the caricature and parody was just flawless
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@Appleship
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 5:55 AM
nice
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@spacemoth
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:00 AM
it was SO GOOD
I didn't mention the elon musk/jobs/bezos thing in my plurk because I did not want to give it away LMAO
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:10 AM
I mean I feel like the Musk thing was pretty obvious from the get go
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@spacemoth
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:11 AM
oh absolutely
but also anyone going in without any knowledge, just let it blind side them
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:13 AM
True. I have updated for spoilers
also just cuz I wanna gush about how brilliant that was
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:13 AM
if you don't wanna be spoiled gtfo!!
do it now!!!
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Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:14 AM
but god I nearly lost it in the theater the first time the napkin showed up
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:14 AM
just like oh I see we are going there
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Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:15 AM
I need to pause on that napkin as soon as this gets on Netflix because I'm sure it's ridiculous
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Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:17 AM
also god Rian's mystery writing is so tight??? like holy shit he does an amazing job just peppering the details in all the right places so it just falls together beautifully
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:20 AM
the pineapple, the phone, the gun, the journal, Whiskey
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:20 AM
Benoit's whole rant at the end gave me life
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@spacemoth
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:21 AM
benoit being SO MAD at how stupid miles is was so good
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:21 AM
it was so good!!
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:21 AM
especially when Miles stole his idea
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:21 AM
the gall, the indignity
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@spacemoth
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:22 AM
just laughing that he had this script like 2 years ago and the release could not have been better timed
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:22 AM
Miles didn't have an original idea that entire movie
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:22 AM
god right?
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:22 AM
it's like the Apollo dodge ball meme
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:24 AM
also the sound I made at "hello I have invited you my good friends to spend time with me on my private island"
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:25 AM
Rian just like thank you, Kim Kardashian. I'll take that
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:27 AM
anyway real delighted to see which sidekick from a marginalized group will solve Benoit's next mystery for him
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:27 AM
also I love that this is the formula for these movies
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@spacemoth
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:28 AM
RIGHT.
like I kept waiting because "wow benoit just kinda being confuddled by rich people is not the vibe I would have expected after the first one" and then we get the Information Necessary and it makes sense
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:28 AM
Benoit's real power is just being such a huge distraction that his chosen assistant can just sleuth for him
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:29 AM
yess
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Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:29 AM
also the flashbacks were the perfect twist
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:31 AM
and it makes Miles's reaction when he first sees Helen too good
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:32 AM
god I also can't believe they just got Ethan Hawke for a bit part on the docks
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:32 AM
bless u Ethan Hawke
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:33 AM
god! I almost forgot! the fucking Serena Williams cameo
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:34 AM
cannot believe
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:35 AM
also I didn't recognize Hugh Grant but that's on me
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@spacemoth
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:35 AM
god hugh grant is the one that got me
just
"oh fuck hugh grant is the boyfriend OKAY SURE"
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:37 AM
sure why not!!
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Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:38 AM
also I guess Angela Landsbury and Stephen Sondheim are playing among us with Blanc
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:39 AM
amazing
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:41 AM
please give Rian Johnson all the money so he can make like 10 of these movies
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@spacemoth
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:42 AM
let him make as many as he wants bc not only are they good, daniel craig is having the time of his life playing benoit
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:47 AM
he clearly is. it's delightful
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@spacemoth
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:47 AM
he's so happy to not be 007 anymore LMAO
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:50 AM
god. this is a much better role I'm sure
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:51 AM
just like hey you wanna fly out to a nice location and hang around pretending to be a southern gentleman for like a month?
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@CaptainStark
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:54 AM
yessssssssss
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:55 AM
also I hope Rian gets another Oscar nom for this
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@shibaface
Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:56 AM
like. he deserves a win!! but if he can at least get the mod that'd be good
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Tue, Nov 29, 2022 6:56 AM
the screenplay is just so good
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