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Even trying to be a monster he does the true demon thing and sows the seeds of his own destruction
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
(LOL)
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Poor Nobunaga
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Although I feel sorrier for Arthur
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YEAH NO DEF. Poor Arthur rofl
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
and now Ari wants to hug him but she's too awkward :/
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Arthur?
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Oh Nobunaga in the other thread
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THAT IS OKAY HE WILL HUG HER
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Klaus: Arthur can't you teach him some manners?
Nobunaga: Arthur what's Crichton's ass taste like? :V
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manners
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WELL LESS SORRY NOW alskdjal;skdjas Arthur can hold his own damn
Loup D'etat
That tag you gave me is fantastic lol
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/o/
Loup D'etat
Reading apps and Ari’s puts mine to shame. Her world is so incredibly well developed. ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ : is there a document? I’d love to read the whole story :-)
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Her world building /drool
Loup D'etat
Right? It’s so amazing!
Loup D'etat
I need to read Nobunaga’s too. Trying to read those of my favorite CR >.>
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XD
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Loup D'etat
Wow, your app also puts mine to shame haha.
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My app is just rambling though (LOL)
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I mean. It works lol
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Valdis totally deserves Ari’s reaction.
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XD
kingdonkey
Klaus just out here like siiiiiiiigh.
𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝔂𝓮
LOL SORRY NOBUNAGA HE SEES YOU RAISE AND HE ALSO RAISES
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HE RAISED TO LIKE THE SKY (lmao)
𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝔂𝓮
LMAO YEAH
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/SLOW CLAP/ LIKE DAMN (LOL)
𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝔂𝓮
i don't think he even realised that would be super effective he was just like okay i have one (1) bullet and i'm firing it
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tho tbf I don't know if Arthur knows how deeply that hit
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LMFAO YES
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Like Nobunaga also is like "Ehhhh I don't think he knew 1) Crichton told me he loves me EVEN BEFORE KLAUS DID and 2) I actually had NO FRIENDS AT ALL before Crichton" because he made it sound like Hideyoshi is a friiiiend but
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TRIPLE PLUS
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Nobunaga is unaware
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But he DOES treat people like they're friends / close before they necessarily are, because in his own time, he HAD TO, because people weren't allowed to treat him like friends
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So he hasn't 100% gotten out of the habit of being super permissive with everyone in the hopes that they'll feel free to be free and not treat him formally etc.
𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝔂𝓮
yeah honestly arthur would refer to him as a friend and has only seen a hint of how much of a Thing friendship is for him
(well maybe he wouldn't refer to him as a friend right this second but lol)
𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝔂𝓮
also thank you it is always great fun and also hurts me when i get to play the unfortunate collision between "pays attention to details arthur" and "just Says Shit without thinking about consequences when he's angry arthur"
Whatson
Ramble is what CC does best besides occupy space
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awwwwwwwww ;; Nobunaga wants an Arthur friend damn it D:
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And nah he regularly works on making friends of enemies X-(
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Because Arthur is right, he's so fucking obnoxious XDDD just alienates people hardcore
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Imma get them rollerskates so they can fail all over the ship while Crichton and Sharky and Klaus be COOL
𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝔂𝓮
lmaoooooo
𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝔂𝓮
honestly [slaps arthur] this guy can fit so many relationships where he's fighting with the person one minute and bffs the next
𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝔂𝓮
(no he can't he's going to give himself a nervous breakdown eventually lmfao)
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YES
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/slaps Arthur's ass/ It is all salt and vinegar like fish and chips
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WITH THAT
𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝔂𝓮
KDJSKDJSKJD
𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝔂𝓮
yes run while he's too confused to strike back
kingdonkey
Klaus struck back a little...but not very meanly. Just like, "I don't actually appreciate what you just did there"
kingdonkey
Cause unfortunately for everyone, Klaus DOES know that the friendship thing is a sore spot. sjkdafnsdf.
𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝔂𝓮
reads klaus's tag and clutches my chest
heartbreaking: the nicest guy in the room thinks you were just a total dick
kingdonkey
Sorry about it. He's just like, "Because we're in an angry mood, I'm gonna ignore it...because I have six siblings and shit if one of us didn't recently murder someone that was important to another one of us because they were mad...but please never do that again"
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Yuuuuup Klaus is a sweetie!!!
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https://imgs.plurk.com/QBt/VU2/UzrWVwT8QpTNcQ1HeX3C3Rxe82A_lg.jpg
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Related:V
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^ Nobunaga called the fuck out for secretly super sensitive
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And having a favorite teddy bear lmfao
kingdonkey
dsakjlfnsd. Klaus loves you, you weirdo...
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XDdd
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;; Ari's reply to his text wall awww
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Loup D'etat
Nobunaga is good at text walls
kingdonkey
Klaus is doing his mcfuckin' best, tbh
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Aren’t they all?
kingdonkey
Yes
kingdonkey
He just hates having to be a grown up in conversations. Rip
Loup D'etat
Nobunaga is currently running interference between the two ladies in his life, so I guess Klaus has to be the other adult
kingdonkey
I GUESS!
kingdonkey
But he’s gonna demand ice cream sandwiches as payment for emotional damages
𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝔂𝓮
I was about to say he'll have to explain what those are first, but then I was like wait. That's 100% something they would've had in the depression. And what do you know, they totally did.
kingdonkey
Ahahaha. Yeah. Just shows up like, “Ahem. This is Klaus. Hello. I am here to inform you that I deserve ice cream sandwiches as compensation for emotional damages unto me. Also because I had to be the grown up in a conversation. And also because I deserve them. I will accept payments once we are free from the Tommy Bahama”
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rofl
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I support this
kingdonkey
He just feels like he’s owed this because reasons. But also like does kind of want to have a non-tense conversation with Arthur where he is also not high
kingdonkey
Rip
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XD yes
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Very reasonable
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Late but thank you so much, so glad people like Ari's worldbuilding! It started out as a novel I was going to write set on Cardalek and Ari was just a side character. That never happened but I've played a few characters from the setting in RP since.
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XD
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https://imgs.plurk.com/QBt/n5x/PyDQr5s5caESzQmalgnKs0DJete_lg.jpg kingdonkey Japanese mermaid youkai
kingdonkey
Lol. Klaus doesn’t want to be a Japanese mermaid
kingdonkey
He wants to be like the H2O: JAW mermaids
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Ari is so overwhelmed by Nobunaga right now but in the best way
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Not even going to make jokes about 'the first time I slept with Oda and Klaus was...' afterwards ;-)
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She should, it'd be great!
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Captcha Check
Nobunaga: how does Mitsuhide keep beating me in sex appeal with women????
Also Nobunaga: Buuuuugs! Creepy crawlies in your hair!!!
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ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
She might! Maybe only with people who were there so they get it. Wouldn't want it to turn super embarrassing when people don't understand and think she's just bragging :-D
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
lol maybe we should be glad there are no creatures on the ship. Nobunaga would be flinging bugs at people
kingdonkey
jsdlfnsdf
kingdonkey
Klaus is like, "We are breaking up immediately"
kingdonkey
dskjalfndf
kingdonkey
Meanwhile...also Klaus is like, "Just gonna tell my boyfriend the torrid tale of Lavalantula to get him to fall asleep"
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
lolol but he is very good at calming Nobunaga down. well done Klaus
kingdonkey
jdsklafnd. Yes. He doesn't know how he manages, but HE IS DOING HIS BEST
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
If Nobunaga just falls asleep there though. Poor ari, how long does she wait before she just sleeps alone? too long
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
kingdonkey
Aw. If Nobunaga tells Klaus he told Ari they’d come then he’ll move them. But I did not knoow
kingdonkey
He can start the story of Lavalantula over for you, Ari
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
aww it's fine either way, Klaus is being so adorable!
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
confused Ari like no if Klaus is telling a story we should sit up and be attentive. so rude to fall asleep in the middle of a story
𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝔂𝓮
Ari and Nobunaga's texts I love these twooo
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Nobunaga will carry Klaus over to her revenge X-(
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Both of them write far too much for texts but I love them. Ari's as awkward about telling people she cares as Nobunaga probably was when he first arrived.
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
she'll stand guard while you sleep but don't ask her to talk about feelings plz
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yes (LOL)
kingdonkey
Klaus says that Lavalantula isn’t worth staying up
kingdonkey
For
kingdonkey
Just sleep
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He wants a lavantula
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He would name it Lala
kingdonkey
Lolol. Klaus hopes you live your dreams...where he can’t die
kingdonkey
Also Klaus will get you one day, Ari. And you’ll talk about your feelings!!!! ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
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He will get a plushie one
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Ari says the extent of her feelings is 'you're my friend, Klaus.' Good enough? :-D
kingdonkey
No
kingdonkey
They’ve gotten more emotional than that before
kingdonkey
But yes. Nobunaga can get a Lavalantula plush
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
lol Ari says weed day doesn't count, but she'll raise the offer, he can also have a hug
kingdonkey
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
kingdonkey Pumpqueen Fall Tayrey says yes she'd like a shooting range a lot! more importantly, can she join the guys here? (it's okay if you have more planned to play out and would rather not!)
kingdonkey
Come to us!!!
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Yes yes!
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I am actually sorry Nobunaga missed this lmfao
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He'd have found it funny. Just so much work for that one pun!!!!
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Also he can attest that pageboys are necessary for dealing with armor and says thats why he's not wearing the cuirass
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Well also because heavy but
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As Klaus could tell them in TMI land again
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Getting the armor and knives off of Nobunaga is a BITCH
kingdonkey
Yes. Klaus agrees.
kingdonkey
Especially when you want someone to be naked already and yet they are in armor still.
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Yup
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Nobunaga would mentally be like "that is why sometimes fucking Ranmaru was just instantly on the table" but not out loud lol
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Ben's 10 cracked me the fuck up
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
I helped someone take off armor once (used to be into re-enactment stuff). Can confirm, it takes ages. Poor Klaus having to be patient
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XDDD
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I mean tbf Nobunaga will fuck with half of the armor still one but yeaaaah
kingdonkey
Klaus just like, “This is fine”
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Their game in the expedition now is how fast and how many times they can fuck
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/SMH
kingdonkey
Hey. Sometimes you need something to get you through. A weird competition
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Ari would complain, but she did invite both of them. Should have been expected
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XDDDDD
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They won't get lost. Probably. At least trying very hard not to is part of the rules of the game
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Don't get lost! If you split up the party for too long, bahamanals might eat you ;-)
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Nobunaga would be excited about that don't worry :|
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Ammeschan As Yato's only I GUESS Worshipper (unsure) Nobunaga would also help with this rather cheerfully :VVVV If you two ever want him to help nudge Valdis towards Erin (rofl)
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He canonically orders his generals to go on dates :|||||
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Also in SLBP he orders Mitsuhide and his own S/O to have sex because
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he has so many issues and handles jealousy very poorly
kingdonkey
Lol. Klaus can attest to that.
kingdonkey
Nobunaga got jelly and was like, “GO ON A DATE! PROVE I AM THE BEST!!”
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Exactly (LOL)
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dating is not a competition Nobunaga
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Though he did tell Sharky he doesn't want Klaus to ~wonder~ about what might have been's etc.
kingdonkey
Klaus might have before, but not now
kingdonkey
Too many feelings
kingdonkey
Also there’s the possibility of threesomes if everyone involved is interested and they want to. So
Loup D'etat
Did you just find that lol??!!!
Loup D'etat
Yeah
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
They are just too adorable right now. Sorry Ari, sleeping next to other humans is comforting, you can't fight evolution
kingdonkey
It’s real. Come to cuddle!!!!
kingdonkey
Klaus + Blackbeard It’s too cute for my soul. How does Klaus do this? What is their skill?
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XD
kingdonkey
It makes no sense.
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It's why he's the Demon tamer
kingdonkey
Lolol. He will be the cutest of them all or something.
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XD Yes. Also I'm so tickled by the idea of Nobunaga getting lectured
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He'd do a 180 and purposely try to seduce / corrupt Ari then oops
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sort of what he was saying of him before
kingdonkey
LOL. Klaus is like, "Wow, buddy."
Loup D'etat
Regains may be processed today!
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/o/
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At least it would be into a threesome? :V But yes (doh) Just like EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE INNOCENTLY CUDDLE PILE
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And he vaguely thinks of her like a daughter
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Getting lectured for being inappropriate when he isn't
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Would make him go "I WILL SHOW YOU REALLY INAPPROPRIATE X-( NOW WHAT"
kingdonkey
AHH
kingdonkey
I'm at work -Cries-
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escalate until you cry
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You think he'd learn from Arthur why not to do that but no
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Soon :3 Stay safe treating Nobunaga Kenshin stab wounds :V
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Blackbeard training
kingdonkey
sdjkansd. Klaus is like, "Buddy. Am I gonna have to torture both of us at the same time and deny you things until you figure it out?"
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D: probably
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Captcha Check ^ Nobunaga losing his mind during Klaus' yoga (LOL)
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
lolol poor Ari trying to mediate between Nobunaga and Savitskaya from the Tradelines
kingdonkey
Lol
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
both of whom sort of think of her like a daughter
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
also yay for regains soon! how many tables on this ship are now getting covered with maps and little green army men? :-D
Loup D'etat
Please stop me from having Valdis comment on Blackbeards attitude...
Loup D'etat
everyone on Discord is telling me to do it
kingdonkey
LOL
kingdonkey
I can't help you
kingdonkey
Klaus is like, "Give him alcohol. His attitude drastically improves!"
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
ooh where is this happening? old tdm or is she talking about him, not to him? ;-)
Loup D'etat
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definitely saying it to his face
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Because she's aiming for chaos
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
omg i love it
Loup D'etat
THIS is what you wanted to contract with Ari!!!
Loup D'etat
Mistakes were made, watch your inbox
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
lol, Ari would still think it'd be a good thing to have at least a 'let's not kill each other' agreement in place
kingdonkey
I have enough Klaus activity for 3 regains
kingdonkey
Disney, wardrobe, syfy movies?
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
sounds good! Ari will be surprised by his new wardrobe!
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I vote do it too (LOL)
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And yes
Loup D'etat
I asked to regain wardrobe, a dagger pendant and the 'good dog' thing
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GOOD DOG :V
kingdonkey
I will probably just do 6 disney and 6 bad syfy
kingdonkey
Together
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/o/
kingdonkey
But now I gotta figure out what the third thing is
kingdonkey
I guess he could get his very own weapon, but...IDK. OH!!!! :-)
kingdonkey
Nvm
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?
kingdonkey
He could...get tattoos back
Loup D'etat
what's special about the tattoos?
kingdonkey
Nothing. Just that he keeps going to show people things and remembering they are GONE
kingdonkey
He's just sad
kingdonkey
About his lack of tattoos
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D:
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Yes
kingdonkey
I don't know if I want to be mean and like, "You get one tattoo back, but it's not the one you want" b/c it's the Umbrella Academy one
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Valdis you're just...
kingdonkey
Or
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He's basically ODD -- Oppositional Defiance Disorder
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SEE ABOVE
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God I wish I could link clips of TUA
kingdonkey
Hm? sdjkfs. Which clips did you want?
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^ The Oppositional defiance disorder from Season 3 when his not!nephew is telling Klaus and Klaus is just ":-o same"
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Because Nobuanga TOO
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ALSO the fucking yoga
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Like
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DOUBLE WHAMMY OK
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I CAN GET THE SONG THAT IS LITERALLY CALLED
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:| however (LOL)
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asdl;aikjsdalskdjas;dlkj
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Poor Klaus
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The fucking busball with Cats in the Cradle playign
Loup D'etat
Hope the 'good dog' regain gets accepted, I want it for the contract thing lol
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