Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:14 AM
Sleeper has a point
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:14 AM
Sure, DP, but...it's a good thread!
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:14 AM
Sleeper is very correct
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:15 AM
If Jason asks for the head, they're totally going to say it's the best part. Mostly because jackass deserves to hear it.
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:15 AM
:3 Excellent
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:17 AM
wiisports See, Venom, this is how you threaten to eat someone and then let them go. Catch and release totally works.
Hyatt
@Ayasugi_san
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:45 AM
don't let your little bro catch you at this
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:45 AM
scary doorknob might get ideas, you're right.
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:46 AM
:3
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:46 AM
Hyatt And Loki and Sleeper as Jason's enforcers would be awesome. I wish we had a universe for that.
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:47 AM
Good lord it'd be impressive and terrifying
scary doorknob
@thepreciousthing
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:50 AM
I love this so much
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:50 AM
Just a work night/"book club" night for Sleeper and Jason. nbd
scary doorknob
@thepreciousthing
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:50 AM
you can tell Sleeper likes you when they willingly pretend you're their boss
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:51 AM
Jason feels so special
scary doorknob
@thepreciousthing
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:52 AM
I can imagine Sleeper justifying it later like "IT'S THEATER!"
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:53 AM
Jason would back up that claim. It was a group activity!
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:53 AM
"I didn't want to eat him, anyway. He smelled."
Hyatt
@Ayasugi_san
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:53 AM
good news: Jason is making friends! who respect him!
bad news: they show their respect in really bad ways
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:54 AM
What, terrifying people who won't follow the rules to keep the streets in a semblance of order is bad?
Hyatt
@Ayasugi_san
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:55 AM
threatening to eat people is bad
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:56 AM
Jason doesn't want Sleeper to go hungry!
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:56 AM
Only the parts they don't need....
Hyatt
@Ayasugi_san
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:57 AM
pretty sure that's the sort of thing that not only gets you kicked out of the JL, but also hunted by them...
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:57 AM
Why would anyone want to be in the JL?
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:58 AM
Loki, would you want to be an Avenger?
Hyatt
@Ayasugi_san
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:58 AM
...if it means they approve of me, yes
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:59 AM
But now I almost want to do some kind of PSL where the three of them are Hooding it up in some city.
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:01 AM
Give the mooks nicknames based on finger foods. Nugget, Frito, Cheeto, chip, cookie...
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:02 AM
lsakjdf;asl yes, good
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:02 AM
Also, the JL and the Avengers are full of goodie two-shoes so pfft
Hyatt
@Ayasugi_san
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:03 AM
or most distinctive parts of their heads. like how Loki would refer to them once they're trophies
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:03 AM
To which SLeeper complains. He should keep hands. Heads are at least good eating.
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:04 AM
Hands are also poseable.
Hyatt
@Ayasugi_san
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:04 AM
but hands aren't distinct enough
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:04 AM
Jason's willing to compromise and let Sleeper pick first. Heads are too important for symbiotes
Hyatt
@Ayasugi_san
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:04 AM
how about he lets Sleeper hollow out the heads for stuffing
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:05 AM
You really want to look at all those idiot's faces?
Hyatt
@Ayasugi_san
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:05 AM
yes
Hyatt
@Ayasugi_san
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:05 AM
it's easier to mock faces
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:06 AM
For some reason, now I'm reminded of how Scar from the Lion King toyed with skulls while singing
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:06 AM
Because Loki is a disney princess?
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:06 AM
Possibly because of that
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:06 AM
The Lion King - Coconut Song Scene (English)
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:12 AM
All this terribleness is amazing. I love it
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:13 AM
And then they go back to the gym or something and laugh about it over chocolate and popcorn and stuff.
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:14 AM
The best kind of nights! Terrorize some assholes and go back to the gym to hang out and relax
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:15 AM
Perfect book club outing.
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:15 AM
Book club nights are the best nights
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:16 AM
Pity it's such a long commute.
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:20 AM
Jason makes sure the trip is worthwhile every time. Be it book club, theater, "book club," etc
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:20 AM
Museum...
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:21 AM
Oooh, yes. Museum trips are good too
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:21 AM
Although I'm sure a lot of places don't want to let Sleeper in until they realize they're a "metahuman."
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:22 AM
Jason doesn't go if Sleeper is allowed in as well
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:24 AM
And if Dylan's along, he pretends all the pet stuff is aimed at HIM.
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:25 AM
HAHAHAHA
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:26 AM
scary doorknob We need to do a culture date with Jason.
Hyatt
@Ayasugi_san
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:26 AM
can frands smuggle sleeper in as a jacket?
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:27 AM
But if they're clothing, then they can't talk...
Hyatt
@Ayasugi_san
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:27 AM
"that's just my phone in my pocket talking"
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:28 AM
And where's the fun if you can't mock the bad stuff and appreciate the good.
scary doorknob
@thepreciousthing
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:31 AM
yes! culture date
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:31 AM
Very true. Also, I just imagined Sleeper cuddled up under someone's hoodie even though they don't need to
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:36 AM
Yeah, they would totally be in the hoodie with someone they like.
Hyatt
@Ayasugi_san
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:48 AM
jason had better fund a culture day for his flock with his crime boss profits
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:53 AM
This just reminds me of standing in line to see a First Folio.
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:55 AM
I mean, yeah, it's Shakespeare, and if you don't have access to the Bodleian, there really isn't an alternative way to see it unless you get lucky enough to be there where one is touring.
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:55 AM
(and I can just hear Dylan going "how can you call it A first, Shoudln't it be THE first?")
Hyatt
@Ayasugi_san
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:56 AM
someone's gonna get clawed
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:56 AM
Nah, just swatted upside the head.
scary doorknob
@thepreciousthing
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 7:08 AM
hahaha
scary doorknob
@thepreciousthing
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 7:08 AM
WORDS HAVE MEANINGS
scary doorknob
@thepreciousthing
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 7:08 AM
IT'S NOT UNREASONABLE FOR HIM TO EXPECT "FIRST" MEANS "FIRST"
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 7:10 AM
And Sleeper goes home and tells Eddie who is probably equally appalled at his AU!kid's lack of culture.
Hyatt
@Ayasugi_san
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 7:10 AM
"Dylan, you are taking the Shakespeare elective for English next semester"
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 7:11 AM
Dana, the kid from the dregs of DCAU knows this stuff, but Dylan doesn't.
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 7:12 AM
Of course, she actually paid attention in her honors classes.
Hyatt
@Ayasugi_san
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 7:12 AM
and enjoys reading actual books in libraries
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 7:13 AM
It's just embarrassing that the son of a journalist has such faults.
scary doorknob
@thepreciousthing
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 7:13 AM
ahahah
scary doorknob
@thepreciousthing
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 7:14 AM
he likes sci-fi and fantasy books!!
scary doorknob
@thepreciousthing
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 7:15 AM
it's not like he DOESN'T know Shakespeare plays are rowdy and raunchy, this isn't news, but that doesn't make reading thme any more ACCESSIBLE
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 7:15 AM
But has he read Asimov and Heinlein, or just the more modern stuff?
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 7:16 AM
Watch his eyes glaze over as Jay and Sleeper discuss whether I am Legend is really a vampire story, or should be groups with zombie lit.
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 7:18 AM
Next year, Dylan's getting signed up for Dracula Daily.
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 1:01 PM
There's Frankenstein Daily too!
scary doorknob
@thepreciousthing
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 3:07 PM
hehe
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 3:08 PM
Dylan's knowledge bank on literature is going to get expanded so much thanks to these two
scary doorknob
@thepreciousthing
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 3:09 PM
one thing that has me curious wrt this thread though is if anyone might connect the Large Tiger with Four Red Eyes with the small kitty with four red eyes
Spookitty
@Bugly42
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 5:35 PM
possibly...
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Tue, Nov 22, 2022 6:39 PM
Jason's people might be too terrified to ask
scary doorknob
@thepreciousthing
Thu, Nov 24, 2022 3:59 PM
https://images.plurk.com/4GYF0dwS04PYdMXGJ5dQg0.jpg
Pinky Hood
@angriestbird
Thu, Nov 24, 2022 4:00 PM
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