CChuuni
Moosey woke up and came downstairs
Me: wtf why am I hungry?
Moosey: because I'm hungry
CC: well stop
CChuuni
Moosey: I can't, I don't have my food
CC: ... fine get me something. But I don't wanna get fat D:
- So he got me harvest snaps
1/2 way through them
Moosey: I am no longer hungry
CC: :| :| :| Tjat
CChuuni
*That's fucked up
Moosey: YEAH We should stop sharing a body
CC: ahahahahaha ?!!!?!? Or soul??? I GUESS
CChuuni
Stupid freaky twin things
kingdonkey
sdkflansdjf
Whatson
you have to eat. not everything will end in weight
Whatson
it is your organic curse
CChuuni
I look forward to pills for food BUT
CChuuni
It's just as well because then I could take my trikafta
Whatson
don't make pills an excuse to eat, you weirdo
CChuuni
.... ???????????
CChuuni
BUT I HAVE TO EAT TO TAKE MY PILLS
CChuuni
OH
CChuuni
NO I meant
CChuuni
dalksjdal;skdj
CChuuni
I look forward to replacing food with pills
CChuuni
SCIFI
Whatson
oh. I agree. Kind of. I still like you thicc so I will get you treats
Whatson
"Babe wake up, time for your thicc pill"
kingdonkey
sdalfnasdf
CChuuni
;iajda;LKSjdALkj fuck
CChuuni
I do like my stupid ice cream with peanutbutter and chocolate pretzels and fondue >> and croissants
CChuuni
BRB EXERCISING X-(
kingdonkey
Thick thighs save lives, CC
kingdonkey
WHAT IF KYLE NEEDS YOU TO SAVE HIS LIFE AND YOUR THIGHS ARE TOO THIN
CChuuni
adksjdals;kjd oh no
kingdonkey
THINK OF KYLE
kingdonkey
GOD
CChuuni
I MEAN MY THIGHS WERE THICCER WHEN I WAS WEIGHT LIFTING WITH THEM
CChuuni
THey use to be watermelon crushers!
CChuuni
I had a thigh gap for the first time ever right after the coma I was soooo sad
kingdonkey
We will allow that, then....
kingdonkey
I say as if I'm speaking on behalf of Kyle
CChuuni
I do need endurance though because I wanna do the 1000 steps Japanese shrines mountain climbing woo
CChuuni
XDDDDDDDDDD YOU AREN'T WRONG
Whatson
https://images.plurk.com/5CEfdLLaOoMsmshXIHVcw5.jpg
CChuuni
CChuuni
I was just telling Moosey Kyle's favorite Dave Chapelle skit
Whatson
Is it wrong of me to think, instead of having fun on 1000 steps, it would be more fun to be told "im too thick to have fun on 1000 steps"?
kingdonkey
sjksalfnsd
CChuuni
CChuuni
This is like reverse Megumin
kingdonkey
dsakjsdnfsa
CChuuni
CChuuni
I will never curse my funbags again T_T
Whatson
https://images.plurk.com/1St730flO0DO5YWh8HqK1B.gif sometimes I wonder: am I the bad guy?
kingdonkey
No
CChuuni
Nah I'm glad I love my boobs now
Whatson
err
Whatson
that doesn't deliver me from my end over here
kingdonkey
Sure it does
Whatson
it doesn't matter if Big Red Riding Hood likes her boobs now, the Wolf is still a lusty pervert
kingdonkey
Ehhhhhh.
kingdonkey
This time BRRH likes it
CChuuni
?
CChuuni
roooofl
CChuuni
It's true
kingdonkey
>.>
Whatson
she only is okay with it because she fully embraces the power Chappelle was talking about
CChuuni
CChuuni
If my power to change the world is contained in my boobs I will use this for evil what I want
Whatson
I am still shocked my angery and frustration melted away so fast last weekend
Whatson
it was a very real physical feeling. "Wait, come back, im supposed to be mad"
kingdonkey
sdkaflnsd
Whatson
everyone is gangster until a girl grabs your hand and presses it to her chest
kingdonkey
Sounds legit
CChuuni
I LOVE YOU
Whatson
https://images.plurk.com/HdZiTpA8HPEXkuI6FZTYw.jpg
CChuuni
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU
CChuuni
BIG BOUNCY TITTIES OF LOVE FOR YOU
Whatson
https://images.plurk.com/3JnuhHjGsapIPKhofn63p3.jpg
CChuuni
chu
CChuuni
ALSO BABE Whatson Moosey is playing Fire Emblem Warriors and all "PLAY WITH ME CC" and I am like "DUDE I JUST GOT KYLE A SWITCH TO PLAY WITH HIM adslkjdalkjsdlkajsd" so I want to but
Whatson
https://images.plurk.com/7GPkz311A0GG8e68dsuenX.jpg
CChuuni
rofl
JingleBells
GLOMP ATTACK
JingleBells
CChuuni
<3
JingleBells
<3
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