Imperial report: despite my disguise being merely a cardboard box with "ORK" written on it, the orks have accepted me as one of their own, and none have seen through this ploy yet. However, my attempts to become their leader have been met with more mixed results. I intend to continue this post, and I will gain their trust through practiced screaming.
ʍɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐƃɥ!!!
!!!ɥƃɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐɐʍ
/punches Eric in the mouth with a Power Klaw