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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 8:45 PM
[reading] started (and stopped) reading this book where a woman had a blind date and she's like wow the left side of his face looks deformed! not like it was his facebook photo
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 8:46 PM
which Facebook should have told me but then the man is like
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 8:46 PM
oh my mother told me not to do a facelift procedure today because I was meeting you
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 8:46 PM
and her first thoughts are Mother??? Facelift??
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 8:46 PM
people can get facelifts, lady it's fine
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 8:46 PM
you don't have to be so goddamned judgy about it
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 8:47 PM
and it's even worse that he was droopy before
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 8:47 PM
like maybe he had a stroke or something you don't know or got in an accident
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 8:47 PM
Imagine what would have happened if he'd been
fat
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 8:47 PM
the horror
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 8:47 PM
the betrayal
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 8:47 PM
8|
papermint tiger
@chocoballs
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 8:48 PM
that's disgusting, yeah
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 8:48 PM
yeah and of course he's a jerk and stuff like that
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 8:48 PM
because she has to be justified in not liking the way he looks
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@chocoballs
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 8:48 PM
if you go on a blind date you have to be prepared for anything--oh of course he's a jerk /sigh
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 8:49 PM
yeah
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 8:49 PM
and like she didn't really want to do this fine but don't blame the dude
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@goodluckmodes
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 11:22 PM
wh
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@goodluckmodes
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 11:22 PM
gross
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@penbee
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 11:34 PM
me at first: are they going with a phantom of the opera thing?
keeps looking: oh, no. shes just rude
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 11:34 PM
yeah
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 11:35 PM
well I find it a lot with cozy mysteries
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 11:35 PM
wherein the comedy is just people being bitches to other people that look funny or are strange or are poorer
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@penbee
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 11:35 PM
ew
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 11:35 PM
because a lot of cozy mysteries seem to have the protags be comfortably middle class
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@handsoplenty
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 11:35 PM
granted I havent' read a ton but
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@penbee
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 11:36 PM
I mean how else can you afford to travel and waste time solving mysteries if not comfortably middle class or upper
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@chocoballs
Sat, Nov 12, 2022 11:50 PM
That is true, but they don't have to be bigots
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keeps looking: oh, no. shes just rude