[re8/shadows of rose spoilers]

miranda writes in her notes "maybe rose is too strong, or maybe there's a problem with my methods, or maaaaybe there's OTHER FORCES interferring with my research"

and all i can think of

is ethan approaching evaline

and being like

..............so miranda is trying to do another replacement daughter bullshit

.................wanna piss her off and ruin all her efforts by knocking shit off tables

God please

> Miranda: /trying to do evil science things
> Ethan, nothing but glitter, winding around a tube to knock it to the floor: lol
> Evaline, popping up like a cat to just fling a fucking whole ass piece of equipment across the room: lmao even

Like I 100% want to write an AU of RE8 where Evaline is like super present in Ethan's journey in that game, and just thrilled to knock shit off tables.

help her manage her So Many Issues by indulging in a lil' controlled destruction

Specifically this art is what triggered this neuron in my brain

i love the carefully censored ethan face

right?

all i can think of is this vine

The souls of the innocent bagel vine

but replace 'bagel' with 'daughter' and i'm basically saying i love the RE community is deciding that fuck all this Ethan deserves to have two daughters and wreck destruction on their enemies

Alright Eva, you can be his daughter, but you have to get along with your sister and focus your aggression on... basically everyone responsible for making you what you are.

But mostly Miranda.

I love this.

Shame Evelyn is still a brat

but at least that brattiness can be directed, if only partially

No see we've got Evelyn the brat kid and Rose the grumpy straightlaced one who just wants to be normal. It's a perfect setup for a sitcom.