So. I've been getting about a dozen medicare scam calls a day, now, and it's officially escalated into shouting matches between them and me, and I'm living for it.
I also know for a fact that they've been using a robotic program to try and trick me into giving them my information over the phone with an automated recorder, because they're trying to Gotcha me by pulling out answers I gave the system, as if they can prove I'm wrong.
These bitch babies think they can intimidate me into cooperating with them over the phone. HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH. Little do they know, I live for the days when I can turn the concentrated assholery that I've had to put up with from shitty callers in my day job around on them.
Honestly, these calls are why I accidentally answered a call from my boss "Thank you for calling the (My City) Office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. How may I help you?" yesterday.
I need to come up with an script I can whip out to use my Perfect Call Center Voice on, whenever they call. People who call us at my job sometimes think I'm a recording.
I guess CW on that last one because the prankster pulled "flaming homosexual" accusations on the scammer? But like...it's being used to fuck with a scam caller because lbh, it's a great way to get a huge reaction, and I think I'm willing to let the prankster use someone's possible homophobia against them when they're trying to scam little old ladies out of
.......While jokingly telling my sister that fucking with these guys makes me so happy, I'm the physical embodiment of the Skeletor "Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!" meme, I got the stupid, great idea to try and start answering the phone as skeletor.
I mean...Starscream isn't a car, but he's also an idiot, and not a human. Who's to say he wouldn't be bewildered by this concept of "car insurance," and try and correct them, he's not a car, he's a slagging Seeker, thank you very much, and you pathetic fleshbags think he's a F14 fighter jet! At the very least, he should have airplane insurance!
I may have just pulled a "Are you my mummy?" on them. I was half asleep when I did it, though, so I can't quite remember if it was that, or just a whiney, annoying "Where's my mummy?!?"
Ler's see what they do when I unleash a villain's monologue about them being the first to go, now that they've woken him from his nap. Now he has to at least pretend to be productive, and if they're so determined to usher in the next Calamity, then so be it. At least bringing about their demise will bring him some level of enjoyment while he's made to
"Hello I'm calling about your car's extended warranty-"
"NYAAHH!"