Put one dumb teenage pirate on the TDM!

Meet Hook. He's from a steampunk world that retells Peter Pan, Alice In Wonderland, and The Wizard of Oz.

The books themselves are nothing special and REALLY could have used about three more edited versions before going to print but this idiot stuck with me and so here he is!

And Hook really is DUMB. Like dumb jock personality all the way. Unfortunately, he's living proof why you don't put 16 year olds in charge, because he accidentally unleashed a plague that's taken out pretty much 90% of the adults in the world and is working its way through the teenage and kid population next.

This is also the idiot who, knowing his mother will kill his stepbrother that he still absolutely loves, decides the best course of action is to poison said brother, put him in a coma, and put him in an area where his body MIGHT be found, and just....leave him there. And that was a big MIGHT.

Jack, his brother, rightfully calls him out for how stupid a plan this was and pretty much all he can say is "Well, it worked didn't it???"

ellie Fun fact, Anakin's PB looks almost EXACTLY like the description of Hook's brother Jack in the book, with whom he has a very complicated relationship with, so if he meets him, he's gonna freak the fuck out for like the next hour.

Either that or think he's hallucinating due to being infected with a virus.

At the point I've taken him from, the doctor who examined him was basically like "Oh, you should have been dead about three months ago" so the fact he's still alive is a miracle at all.

It's so refreshing to write for a dumb character. I don't have to figure out what he'll do every tag cause the answer is pretty much "make the most idiotic choice possible."

Jabbers I understand now part of the appeal of picking up Johnny.

Also, hey Johnny, want another kid to possibly screw up with who already has a bunch of severe issues surrounding parental figures???

I also really like the expression I chose for his default icon Just "head empty, no thoughts". There is one fruit fly buzzing around in this boy's skull and it will soon be dead.

oh my god that would be hilarious

Of course he does.

Yeah- I honestly was not expecting what I got with johnny

ellie : Yep. Hook over here just internally screaming for a bit and staring very VERY intently at Anakin.

Jabbers : Yep, I kinda picked up Hook on a whim, just been waiting for the proper moment to bring out the dumb boy.

I love this and I'm gonna try and throw ruby or johnny his way. Probably Johnny

Johnny will give him a surprise, Hook literally hasn't seen an adult as old as him for almost two years. The plague wiped them all out.

He'll just be like 'um sorry I don't think we've met??'

Hook over just all, "No, no, this is fine, I think I want to go back to being a squid now."

If ever there is anyone who LIKED their squidly existence it's this poor boy.