Eyebot
Today I got up at 5am after being kept awake by my housemate's cat who wanted my attention at midnight... and went to work for 6 where I yanked my shoulder, so I'm useless now.
Eyebot
Mina is a menace, but she's very cute when she's sadly sitting on my windowledge going "D8 I LOVE YOU"
Atrollpa
She just wants to be able to wash her butthole on your bed
Eyebot
NO
Eyebot
I'mma make a sign with her butthole on it and a circle with a cross through it
Atrollpa
So a double circle with a cross through?
Eyebot
... that works.
Eyebot
Anti butthole sign
Atrollpa
Mina's c 
hristmas present this year
hristmas present this year
Eyebot
...
Sun Pumpkin
But then what happens if they poop
Atrollpa
Presumably you have to give the twinkle a bit of a scrub
Eyebot
That's what I said!
Eyebot
...
Eyebot
Ew
Sun Pumpkin
That’s worse than looking at the butthole!
Atrollpa
To be honest, I'm impressed they managed to get the thing on the cats long enough to take pictures
Atrollpa
Mina wouldn't let me hang diddly squat from the base of her tail without a fight, and it'd last 0.02 seconds
Eyebot
She's be a whirling nightmare of claws and fury and she'd hiss and spit at her own bum
Atrollpa
She wouldn't even do that. You know the thing cats do where they try and slink backwards out of things on their heads? It'd be that but from her butt.
Eyebot
... there's a way to settle this, y'know
Eyebot
Bagsy not attaching it
Atrollpa
I've done it with bobbles and ribbons before, so y'know....