so we have a hanging skeleton wraith thingie as one of our halloween decorations

it's handy to put on the screen door to cover dad's grouchy no-soliciting signs for the duration of the holiday

but frickin

EVERY time I looked at the door

it startled me

because I register the indistinct Person Shape pressed up against the screen before I remember that it's a decoration that we put there on purpose

did myself a hell of a spook opening the door just now

aksdfjh

would you say he sent shivers down your spine?

more like he shocked my soul

he only wants to socialize, clearly