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Looks like the only things still unaccounted for on the donations list are:

1) Virgin blood spilled beneath moonlight
2) An appendix from a useless person (?)
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Technically the pthumerian bone, too. But it sounds like that may turn into a Billie-led heist, or an expedition, or some other sidequest
BIG DAD ENERGY
"hey if we kill mother superior we could get a bone and an appendix "
ʙᴏɴᴇs
I can offer three different Johns with appendixes to spare
ʙᴏɴᴇs
Gaius is also uncommonly capable of obtaining Pthumerian bone
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Vyng is half-tempted to grab a book called "A Useless Person" from the Archive, find the old lady, and menacingly hold it up with the pages open

she's just like you wouldn't
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before he makes eye contact and slowly tears the appendix out
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like a monster
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BIG DAD ENERGY : does mother superior have an appendix
BIG DAD ENERGY
... good question
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ʙᴏɴᴇs : Vyng would most certainly appreciate obtaining a bone from Gaius!
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he is much less comfortable accepting appendices on the grounds of somebody being deemed useless, and also a little confused because.....doesn't accepting somebody's appendix, by virtue, make that somebody actually useful??
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hence the shitton of question marks by it on the network post
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(ftr, most of these things were OOCly suggested by other players, and I was not disappointed)
kiwi burgers
no let's kill maul for one
kiwi burgers
his appendix being useful doesn't mean the person still isn't
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as for the virgin blood, he may end up shapeshifting his hand into a precious gemstone of some kind, and.....lop it off, like "just buy some with this chunk of ice, lady, geez" lmao
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kiwi burgers : does Maul have an appendix
kiwi burgers
they can find out after they cut him open
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doesn't Maul protect people from Beasts now, tho (unsure)
kiwi burgers
maul could be a saint now and it would not change anakin's opinion (LOL)
kiwi burgers
especially after he kept seeking him out to 'apologise' after he told him to leave him alone and then called him names while doing so
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he's useless with BOUNDARIES, obv
Toasty Mallow
No one tell Usagi about all the apology attempts considering she literally told Maul to give Anankin some space and time
skipthedemon
Ezra gave him a pretty detailed suggestion re: apology from the get go, but no one ever listens to him
kiwi burgers
he didn't even want one! he just wanted to be left alone!
kiwi burgers
he was being nice by going okay i don't want bloody revenge
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Michael would maybe have a suggestion about useless people, but you don’t wanna hear it
TroubledBlues
Martin still has virgin blood
𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐥𝐲𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫
how do you establish the uselessness of a person...
𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐥𝐲𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫
harrow would definitely donate an appendix that is hers if she knew she could be confirmed to be useless! but she is ... not useless so
𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐥𝐲𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫
(she thinks she is does that work)
dead paladin
illarion among many others being like hARROW
dead paladin
granted she can Lyctor it back right
hella
sasuke probably has a very long list of people he'd call useless
hella
but given that he calls the literal savior of the ninja world useless, his opinions are probably not valid
Toasty Mallow
Usagi would like to volunteer Prince Diamond if we ever get one
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dead paladin : oh yeah she would be taking out a lil piece and growing it into a second one and just going, here
𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐥𝐲𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫
I went to bed but if you have no appendixes when I get to my desk in the morning I will put one forth
ʙᴏɴᴇs
definitely recruit John Gaius to obtain Pthumerian bone with Billie as his minder/mission leader/morality pet TroubledBlues
TroubledBlues
wolfgirl winter
sansa thinks that maybe the appendix has to be human
ʙᴏɴᴇs
every time the Necrolord Prime, Destroyer of Worlds gets dragged through town by a two foot tall round child his badness levels fall just a little bit
ʙᴏɴᴇs
it's like therapy
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kiwi burgers : "I don't want bloody revenge" is definitely progress, although tbh vyng wouldn't have faulted him for feeling that way. it was a super messed-up thing maul did
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TroubledBlues : VIRGIN BLOOD, YOU SAY if he's willing to part with it, I would love to go the "good excuse for new CR" route
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𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐥𝐲𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 : "uselessness" is very subjective and also a bad headspace to be in! but vyng would likely call the clone of an ethically-sourced appendix "good enough", even if he's also lowkey like "that is a lot to unpack there, you ok buddy?"
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dead paladin : does Illaron think Harrow is useless, or is this purely a pragmatic thing? lol just out of curiosity
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hella : Intent/sentiment is also important! I think the real question is, does Sasuke genuinely hold that opinion in his heart of hearts, or if he's just being a prickly pear at every human-shaped creature he comes across
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ʙᴏɴᴇs : literal necrolord getting dragged around by tiny basketball-sized child who can and will challenge god to a knife fight...is my favorite image ever, thank you and Lucy for this gift
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Vyng has zero qualms asking for favors, he would absolutely accept a bone acquired by those two
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he would also probably send a lil friend with Billie to supervise, or at the very least have his Omen keep tabs on his baby boy
TroubledBlues
Martin could probably be convinced with a trade - maybe a statement or a Leitner
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what's the difference between the two?
TroubledBlues
Leitner player plot - they're cursed books that can be found around town. More being released soon, I think? A statement is a character's recounting of a scary magical or supernatural experience. You can find the details here
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ty!!
kiwi burgers
it is progress! he just feels no one else thinks it is considering how nicely everyone else is playing with maul now 8|
dead paladin
ѕтσям¢αℓℓєя oh no that's a noise of distress; she & he are troubles-with-emotions buds and she's his shrikeling. very useful!! but even then she should not measure her value in utility! (being able to clone her appendix with necromancy is awesome tho)
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sigh
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it's along the lines of Michael rolling up with a powerpoint presentation like "babies and small children: they are not currently doing anything productive and if you take out their appendix now it can't get weird and burst later so really this is a win-win"
hella
FFFFF, he is definitely just being prickly, even if he’d say he means it
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