Me: It's been a while, maybe I gave up too fast and I can manage first person video games

Skyrim: /proceeds to make me do first person until my poor dark elf's hands are unbound

Me: Fuuuuuuck thiiiiiiis

Big mood

I COULD BARELY GET UP THE STAIRS IT WAS AWFUL

oh you want me to JUMP? TO ANOTHER BUILDING? YEAH SURE

TIGHT

to no one's surprised my girl burned to death the first time