What if Serial Killers Went After MEN?
GIVEN THIS IS ABOUT HOW WOMEN LOVE TRUE CRIME/SERIAL KILLERS/ETC THERE ARE JOKES ABOUT THINGS OF THAT KIND OF NATURE SO I'D FEEL BAD LINKING IT WITHOUT A WARNING FOR LIKE RAPE MENTION BUT,

a girl in love

a girl in love
I'M CRYING.

eyjaberry 🐑(🦁)
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eyjaberry 🐑(🦁)
I WAS RUNNING AS FAST AS I COULD

eyjaberry 🐑(🦁)
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a girl in love
Schulz was running as fast as humanly possible

dragillionaire
SCHULZ WAS RUNNING AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE

sleeping lion
I am in fact the kind of person who can watch 6 hours of true crime & then a cooking show so I felt immediately called out

sleeping lion
my last cis guy roommate also found this disturbing

sleeping lion
HIGHLY RELATABLE

God of Brats
i don't listen to serial killer stuff but i listen to a lot of spoopy stories

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i just start to feel too sad for murder/rape victims when i listen to true crime...

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i need that fiction separation, but i'll listen to things about fictional rapists/serial killers all day every day which isn't even like. it doesn't actually make the fact that i'm listening to stories about rapists/serial killers any less true

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especially since, they're inspired by. shit that actually happens.

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anyways i read a theory once that was something about how afab people tend to watch/listen to these as their "comfort shows" because we're already living in constant fear anyways so it's like

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actually more informative for afab people

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like a cooking show

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cooking show: oh so that's how you cook a chicken

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true crime show: oh so that's how that shit happens, noted

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whether we watch true crime or not, we're still gonna be victims so

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might as well watch a true crime

目を閉じたらどう?
omg this skit

nihaowdy
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a girl in love
I also can't deal with true crime but on the flip side I'm 2 seconds away from rewatching Mindhunter right now

God of Brats
the magnus archives is my comfort show

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i've considered looking up a playlist of like, magnus archives episodes that are only jon sims reading spooky stories and no background noises things because whilsmst i absolutely can and do fall asleep to TMA, inevitably the worm lady comes literally crashing in and wakes me up smh

nihaowdy
true crime is beyond my capacity to remotely handle but i do like horror

nihaowdy
i even like Lore where a lot of it ie historical shit that in fact happened

nihaowdy
but the way so much true crime is presented just upsets me deeply

a girl in love
yeah me too

dragillionaire
Yeah I can't do true crime. fictionalized I can somewhat manage but the more the horror is like. based in things that can't feasibly happen but are still frightening the better off I am

God of Brats
if another spooky podcast i listen to brings up that poor woman as a ~real life example of the elevator game~ again i will fucking lose it

forwardrelentlessly
i also do true crime followed by Great British Bakeoff

eyjaberry 🐑(🦁)
once i listened to like literally a 60 second tiktok or sth abt the zodiac killer and then couldn't sleep that night due to the anxietypanic

eyjaberry 🐑(🦁)
it has only occurred to me just now that it would be bad for me to watch true crime things.

eyjaberry 🐑(🦁)
i have never given true crime like a try OH BUT I DO LISTEN TO THINGS LIKE ASK A MORTICIAN'S HISTORICAL BODY TALK AND THOSE ARE FINE

eyjaberry 🐑(🦁)
me @ me whats up with u

a girl in love
rip yog

a girl in love
I actually do like some things abt real/historical events but a lot of things that are categorized as 'true crime' have a really sensationalized tone that leaves a bad taste in my mouth

vast energies
eyjaberry 🐑(🦁)
: probably because ask a mortician stuff is like 'ask a professional about their work' and fits the same category of asking a lawyer about will execution or sth, and true crime is often played up to be scarier and make the world seem scarier

vast energies
i've never been able to take true crime seriously again after watching American Vandal though

eyjaberry 🐑(🦁)
oh true