In an adjacent dimension to ours, Forever 21 is a store that caters to immortals who are frustrated they can’t buy a doublet in the 21st century

You want to get a toga like you had 2400 years ago in Greece, but with modern craftsmanship? They got you covered

Tunics by Abercrombie & Fitch

Sword belts by Wrangler

REI hooded travelers cloaks

and then of course there's that third section of Bed Bath & Beyond

remember not to skip decontamination on your way out from the Beyond

Niiiiiice

Somebody write this