[wedding stuff] The site says "elegant backyard wedding" but the photo says "daylight horror death cult"

If they ask if you want the eagle package, run

The vibe I get here is "my husband has died at sea and I am going up to the misty moors to give offerings to his restless ghost".

holy shit

some kind of horrible medieval death I've never heard of is going to happen to me on that triangle

congratulations on the wedding, now it's time for the happy couple to be Reverse Lioned

oh get me IN there i want to be MURDEREDhere