hey, how do you feel right now? very good? oh of course right that it's just because（鐵鍊聲）wu wu wu wow wow wow hahaha don't move, don't move, it's OK, it's gonna be all fine OK? yeah, now listen, listen, listen... xu... ze ze ze ze ze (聽不清) 嘿，你感覺怎麼樣？還不錯？當然囉，因為…哦哦哦哦哈哈哈別動、別動，沒事的，會沒事啦好嗎？嗯，現在聽好，聽好，聽好…噓……嘖嘖嘖嘖
if you really want to escape from me, huh, you're gonna play the game and you know what? that's the only way you survive I'm believing in you, yeah, just be careful, just be careful, just be really really careful, because you will lose your life if you lose this game
Yo, how are you doing? do you hear me properly? yo, how as tonight? yeah are you ready?! are you for ready a game!!!!! 喲，你們好嗎？你們聽得清楚嗎？今晚過得怎麼樣？哈，你們準備好了嗎？準備好要開始遊戲了嗎！！！
alright so the game show for today, I'm gonna be using the YouTube voting function, yeah so go to the right answer or else you're gonna lose your life OK I also prepared some penalty for you as well 好吧，我會用YouTube的投票功能來進行今天這場遊戲，總之，選擇正確的答案，否則你就會丟掉你的小命 我也幫你們準備了一些懲罰
you know this is the real this game, you need to risk your life, yeah（日文） are you ready? are you ready for this one?heh~（日文）hahaha 你們知道的，這是真實的遊戲，你必須冒生命危險，嗯（日文） 你們準備好了嗎？準備好面對這個了嗎（日文）哈哈哈
K, now time for the game, are you ready? how is the sound (???) anyway, how's the music? how's my microphone? do you hear me properly? I'm counting on you, yeah OK, now let's move on to the first quesion, yep ええと…Bang! ＯＫ，遊戲要開始了，你們準備好了嗎？音量都還可以嗎？我的麥克風呢？能聽清楚嗎？ 我很期待你們的表現哦 ＯＫ，現在揭開第一題吧，欸斗…磅！
Q. How many train stations are there in Tokyo? A. Less than 200 B. Around 300-500 C. Around 600-800 D. More than 100
Q. 東京有多少車站？ A.少於200 B.300-500左右 C.600-800左右 D.超過100 oh my god I typed it wrong, oh my god, but it's it's not hundred, it's thousand OK? 天啊我打錯了，天啊，不是一百，是一千
well anyway let's start the voting, hold a moments, let's go I'm gonna wait you for a one minute so make the right question, then I'm just gonna pick the most vote the majority board vote, yeah pick the right one, pick the right one 嘛，總之開始投票吧，等我一下，好，開始 我會給你們一分鐘答題，看看最後最高票的是哪個選項，嗯，好好選喔，好好選
how is it? oh I think I'm just gonna set the timer for the next one, yeah don't google it, don't use the google, yeah, no cheating, yeah it's gonna be boring if you just, you know, yeah 怎麼樣？我想下一題我要打開計時器 不要google，不要goohle，別作弊，那樣會很無聊，懂？
end...OK C! OK let's see are you ready for the result? are you ready for the result? finales answer? yep let's see... 時間到，結束…ＯＫ，Ｃ 好讓我們看看，你們準備好要承受後果了嗎？準備好了嗎？這是你們最後的答案？ 那麼……
wow congrats, congrats, so you got one point hold a moment, I'm gonna add the point for you, Chat, ちょっと待って，ちょっと待って OK here we you, yes 哇恭喜、恭喜耶，所以你得到了一分 等等哦，我要把分數新增上去，Chat，等等～等等～好，搞定
OK by the way, the Oxford dictionary that I'm talking about in here uh... it's not the book one, it's the one... uh... in the website, yep 不過，我說的牛津字典不是指書本，呃…是網頁版，對
how is it? the one that exists in Oxford dictionary pick the right one, yeah, pick the right one D? A? are you sure? oh oh oh B? D? C? D? C? oh... we don't know OK 40 seconds left 怎麼樣？哪個字有收錄在牛津字典裡？好好選喔，好好選 Ｄ？Ａ？你們確定嗎？喔喔喔Ｂ？Ｄ？Ｃ？Ｄ？Ｃ？喔…我們不知道 ＯＫ剩下４０秒
come on, vote, vote, vote, vote, be be careful, think it carefully because if you made the wrong answer you need to, I need to electrocute you, I need to put you to the punishment so OK 30 seconds, どうかな？どうかな？ 來吧投票投票投票，小心點喔，謹慎思考喔，因為如果你們選錯了，我電擊你們、我會懲罰你們 最後３０秒，結果如何？怎麼樣？
oh it seems like the D, is the finales vote interesting, interesting, ah... D it seems like everyone's so smart and hehehe nice, nice, OK 似乎是Ｄ喔，最多票的看起來是Ｄ呢，有意思，真有意思…Ｄ啊 大家好像都很聰明喔，很聰明呢，很好、非常好
Oh Tempura? Tempura? it's not Tempura it's Tenpura eh, oh my god, you get to see the question carefully it's not Tempura it's Tenpura! wrong spalling! ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！（日文）hahaha 哦？Tempura？Tempura？不是Tempura是Tenpura 欸，天啊，你們沒有專心看題目嗎？不是Tempura是Tenpura！拼字不一樣！ 笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！（日文）哈哈哈
Yo, you to read the questions so carefully OK? OK? this is the game risking your life, I told you select the right answer carefully, I tould you so! hahahaha 喲，你得仔細閱讀題目好嗎？這場遊戲關係到你的生命，我告訴過你答題時要小心了，我告訴過你啦！哈哈哈哈
（日文大丈夫什麼的）what gonna are you do, you're gonna die, what would you do, come on be smart OK? are you ready for the next question, are you ready? hahahaha OK 啊別擔心啦，嗯？怎麼啦？你快死了嗎？怎麼啦？來嘛 放聰明點好嗎？你準備好回答下一題了嗎？準備好了嗎？ 哈哈哈哈哈，好
and I am also setting up the timer how is it? don't google it, don't use it, be fair, yeah どうかな？ maybe A? Umami? yeah Matcha? Teriyaki? or Udon? 我設一下定時器 怎麼樣？別google，別用它，這樣才公平 怎麼樣？或許是Ａ？Umami？Matcha？Teriyaki或Udon？
you gotta be so smart if you're going to vote for this, OK どうかな？どうかな？ 20 seconds left "Yugo why you be like this?" because I love you it's because... I love you a lot and I really want to hurt you a lot 你必須要很聰明才能選出正解，ＯＫ？ 怎麼樣？怎麼樣？剩下２０秒囉 「Yugo你怎麼會變成這樣？」因為我愛你嘛，因為…我真的很愛你們也很想狠狠傷害你們
OK, let's see oh A so A is the most finales vote, yep hahahahaha are you sure about that? are you really sure about that?（日文） 好，結果揭曉，噢，Ａ，所以Ａ就是得票最多的，嗯 哈哈哈哈哈你們確定嗎？你們真的確定嗎？（日文）
hahahaha ば────────か！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！正解はＤです。the right antswer is actually D trust me or not, just visit to the Oxford dictionary websitem, type it one by one 哈哈哈哈笨────────蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！正解是Ｄ，答案其實是Ｄ 不管你相不相信，只要去牛津字典的網頁查一查就知道啦
hahahahaha（日文）I knew that, you know? hahaha I've been spending such a long time to prep those questions so, yeah, yeah, I knew that you guys can make it, this is the reason why I put it as a majority vote, you know? haha 哈哈哈哈（日文）我就知道會這樣哈哈哈哈 我花超多時間在準備這些題目，所以我就知道你們一定會這麼選，這就是為什麼我要搞多數決，你們瞭嗎？哈哈
even though you're smart, maybe your friend or maybe not that smart so yeah hahaha come one~ come one~ how many of you are actually genius? how many of you actually dump? I don't know hahaha you gotta do your best OK, next question, yep, are you ready? next 就算你很聰明，可是如果你的朋友不那麼聰明呢？哈哈哈 試試吧～試試吧～你們之中有多少天才和多少笨蛋？這我可不曉得哈哈哈哈努力做到最好吧 好，下一題，你們準備好了嗎？下一題
so I'm gonna play the audio data right now and you're gonna guess whose voice is this, yeah are you ready? hold a moment, where did it go（日文） OK, I found a file so 我會播放一段音檔，你們要猜猜這是誰的聲音，就是這樣，你們準備好了嗎？ 等等，那個檔案在…（日文）…好，我找到了
can I get replay?（日文） can you beg me you gotta tell me: oh Mr.Yugo, Mr.Yugo, handsome Yugo I need I need you to hear the audio one more time like that, you gotta ask me so nicely, please（日文）OK 可以重播一次嗎？怎麼辦呢～求我呀 你可以這麼說：噢，Yugo先生，Yugo先生，帥氣的Yugo，我需要、我需要你再重播一次讓我聽聽這段語音。像這樣 你要好好地請求我才行（日文）ＯＫ
you're happy? I hope you're happy right now, yeah, hehehe OK now vote oh I'm sorry the time's up actually, OK, let's end the all 這樣你們開心了嗎？我希望你們現在很開心，嘿嘿嘿，ＯＫ 現在投票、噢抱歉時間到了，結束啦
B! Petra Gurin, that was the finales vote haha? 本当が？本当が？are you sure? are you really sure about that?（日文） well that's see Ｂ！Petra Gurin 這就是最終投票結果哈？真的嗎？真的嗎？你們認真？你們確定了嗎？（日文） 答案揭曉
（残念什麼的）hahahaha 正解はＡ，Azuchi Momo先輩 maybe you didn't, you didn't actually expect me to go into practice data (???) （日文） hahahahaha（日文對Momo前輩喊話） 殘念，呵呵呵哈哈哈哈，答案是Ａ，Azuchi Momo前輩 你們以為我弄不到這份音檔嗎？（日文）哈哈哈哈（日文）
it feel so good, everyone in here they're all fucking dumb hahahahaha wow, wait, how many questions we finished so far, wait how many questions how many points you actually got so far only one point, you got only one point, only one fucking point 大丈夫？are you OK? 這種感覺棒呆了，在座的各位都是他媽的笨蛋哈哈哈哈 喔等等，在結束前我們還有很多問題，超多問題，而你目前拿到了幾分？只有一分，你只拿到了一分，只有他媽的一分 你沒事吧？還好嗎？
wait wait wait wait did I electrocute it you way too much, it's because your brain is not working properly maybe ah ごめん, ごめんな I didn't meant to make you feel that way, you know, I didn't, oh my god, you hurt? hahaha （日文好像說了喔咩跟巴嘎跟卡哇伊） 等等，等等，等等，等等，我電你太多次了，因為你的大腦沒有好好工作嘛，啊抱歉，對不起哦，我不是故意要讓你有這種感覺的，我不是，喔天啊，你受傷了嗎？哈哈哈哈 抱歉啦你這個可愛的笨蛋
wow we don't know, yeah, hehe you're gonna guess really carefully Alban? Alban? どうかな, Aster? oh I don't know, you gotta think you gotta guess carefully, yeah Alban? oh it seems like Alban is pretty finales vote oh! no! C. Aster, is a finales vote 我們不知道？嘿嘿，小心點猜喔 Alban？Alban？是嗎？Aster？噢，我不知道喔，你猜的時候得謹慎一點，嗯，Alban？看來投票結果就是Alban…喔不對！Ｃ是Aster，這才是投票結果
oh really? are you really sure about that? OK I didn't expect that though B it seems like a B and C is finales vote OK, no one's voting for A, OK times up 真的嗎？你們真的確定嗎？我沒想到 Ｂ，結果是Ｂ跟Ｃ，ＯＫ現在沒有人投Ａ，ＯＫ，時間到
finally! oh my god, finally, you finally got a point, oh my god that's my god it was like a long long way to go, oh my god, you finally got a two point a tiny two points, but how many questions we finished so far 終於！我的天啊，終於，你們終於又得分了，天啊你們還有好長好長的一段路要走，天啊，你們終於得到兩分了耶，小小的兩分，但要結束還差得遠呢
hey yo, are you ok? are you awake?（日文）are you awake? come on! you got only fucking two points, are we gaming or not hehehe 嘿喲，你們還好嗎？清醒了嗎？（日文）你們清醒了嗎？來吧！你們只有他媽的兩分，遊戲還要繼續，哈哈哈
so I'm gonna play the video right now and from the video you gotta guess which Liver it is, yep hold a moment, I'm gonna quickly file the... vote right now, yep え…え…OK, I think I'm ready, so gonna play the video right now, are you ready? 所以我現在會放影片，你們要靠我播放的影片猜出這是哪個直播主 稍等，檔案…現在可以投票了 欸…欸…我想我準備好了 要放了喔，你們準備好了嗎？
OK now vote, vote, vote, vote, vote you don't have much time, once the video is over we gonna finish the vote, yeah （日文）how it is? how it is?（日文?）who is this? who is this? oh my god, wait, the red is it the red Liver, is that I don't know OK, that's it 好，現在，投票，投票投票投票，你們的時間不多喔，等我播完影片之後投票就結束了（日文）是誰呢？是誰呢？這是誰呢？喔天，等等，這是紅色的，這是紅色的直播主，我不知道 好，就這樣！
yo, I'm happy for you, I'm so so so so so happy for you oh my god, well, it's a bonus question though I made it really easy for you because I failed so so so so so sorry, you finally got three points, oh my god, you know 喲，我真為你感到高興，我真的真的真的很替你高興，天啊，雖然這算是送分題，因為我做得不太好，我真的非常非常非常遺憾，你終於拿到三分了，天啊
depending on the correct answer you get, your ending is different actually, you know, you're going to have a different ending now we're actually actually straight up to the bad ending 你們知道，你們的結局取決於你們選擇的答案，現在你們可能會有不同的結局了 目前我們直奔bad ending
OK, let's just move on to the next question, yeah hold a moment, I'm gonna play... the next video, and also I'm going to prep the... maybe OK that's and... Q A B C D ready? 好，讓我們進入下一題，等等，我要播…另一支影片，我還備了這個…差不多啦，題目，Ａ，Ｂ，Ｃ，Ｄ，好了嗎？
"go faster(念chat)", shut the fuck up, this is my game, you have no right chooes OK だれか？だれか？だれか？だれか？だれか？(聽不清楚) OK, so B is the finales vote, are you sure? are you sure about that? let's see 「快一點？」他媽的閉嘴，這是我的遊戲，你沒有選擇權 是誰呢？是誰呢？是誰呢？是誰呢～是誰呢～(???) 好，Ｂ是最終投票結果，你們確定嗎？確定囉？ 答案揭曉
正解！よかった～よかった～I'm so happy for you, you got the point, so happy for... huh- four points よかった～よかった～ so happy for you よかった～よかった～（日文）you are happy? happy? hahahaha nice nice nice nice nice well anyway, yeah, there was still so many questions ago 答對啦！了不起欸～了不起呢～我好替你開心喔，你拿到一分囉，我真替你高…呼啊四分？好棒捏～太棒囉～我好替你高興～好棒好棒好棒好棒～你們開心嗎？開心嗎？哈哈哈哈很好很好很好 嘛，這裡還有很多問題
so let's move on to the next question, yeah ええと, hold a moments, I'm preparing the other video right now ええと OK, and also... A B C D. are you ready? 讓我們開始下一題吧 欸斗，等等，我要準備另一個影片，欸斗，好，還有…Ａ，Ｂ，Ｃ，Ｄ，你們好了嗎？
だれか？だれか？だれか？ come on~ be smart, gotta be so smart, come on oh, A is finales vote? OK, that's it seems like A is finales vote now let's see 是誰呢？是誰呢？是誰呢？ 來吧～聰明點～你們必須聰明一點～來嘛～ 噢，Ａ是最終結果？ 好，我想Ａ是最後的投票結果 現在看看解答
oh~ you're actually good at this one, OK, よかった～hehe～よかった～ so like a Liver questions the Liver questions are actually way much easier for you, because you're spending most of your time for the YouTuber isn't it, OK OK, fair right now 喔！你們這次真的做得不錯耶，好棒喔～嘿嘿～好棒哦～ 關於直播主的問題對你們而言其實比較簡單，因為你們花了很多時間在YouTuber上面嘛，很好很好，這很公平
OK, uh... let me see let me check what I got so far by the way, how do you feel right now? are you thinking ah... maybe you should feel fine because you're not getting any electrocuted anymore, yeah wait wait wait wait（彈指）OK, um... if we keep doing this, we're gonna go into get the bad ending actually
oh 5 points? thank you, thank you, thank you, yeah oh my god you got only five points actually but to get the better ending, you should have more than five points though, you should have more than that actually どうしよう… 喔五分？謝謝、謝謝謝謝，對，天啊你們實際上只拿到五分 如果要進到好結局，你們必須拿到遠超過五分的分數 該怎麼辦呢…
I'm sorry Chat, I'm really slow, wait, but that's... it's a little bit not fair, yeah OK what about this so for the next question is the last question OK then if you get the correct answer, you win you're gonna straight up to the happy ending, what about that? yeah, yeah, I'm giving you a mercy, yeah
it's OK, it's OK, it's OK, it's OK, you know, I'm just an all I care is what are we having a good time or bad time? I do care... I really want to have a good time with all of you guys, you know, so, yeah, just don't worry about that OK so if the next question if you get the right answer, we're gonna straight up to the happy ending, yeah
hold a moment, OK, ええと, OK, hold a moment, I'm gonna prep... the answer, I mean prep the... survey right now, ええと, OK, are you ready? here we go 等一下，欸斗…ＯＫ，等等喔，我要準備另一個答案…我的意思是選項…欸斗，好，你們好了嗎？開始
oh... what about this? oh no, wait, isn't it too obvious, I don't know, oh my god, wait, it's not too obvious, wait, wait, oh my god, oh, oh my god, wait, it's too obvious oh my god 噢…這是什麼？喔不，等等，這太明顯了，我不知道、天啊、等等，沒那麼明顯吧，等等等等，天啊，太明顯了啦天啊
let's see... A OK, A is finales vote are you sure about that?（日文紅豆妮都嘎？） this is the last question, you know I'm trusting him 你們的答案是…Ａ 好，Ａ是你們最後的答案，確定嗎？真的確定嗎？ 這是最後一個問題，你知道 我信任他
no way out hehehehe no way out did I told you there's gonna be a multiple ending? no. there was only a bad ending since you joined this test game, your death is actually promised 沒有活路 呵呵呵哈哈哈哈沒有活路 記得我告訴過你這是多結局的遊戲嗎？不，這裡只有bad ending 打從你參加遊戲的那一刻起，你的死期就注定了
there's no way out, there's no way happy ending there's no fucking happy ending!!! （日文）ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！hahahahahaha ha, ごめんね 這裡沒有任何活路，沒有happy ending，沒有他媽的happy ending！（日文）笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！哈哈哈哈哈哈 哈……對不起哦
ah... OK, I think I'm gonna, maybe no, maybe no, OK え…（日文）yeah I made it! oh my god, maybe on the screen maybe, yeah, yeah, oh... 啊…ｏｋ我想我好了，還沒還沒，好，欸…（日文）我做到了！ 喔天啊，或許換回這個背景比較好，噢……
that was like so many preparation by the way, Chat oh god I'm tired, oh my god again Chat, I'm sorry for delaying the stream so many times, but I really hope you guys had fun, yep hehe（日文） 呼，這要準備超多東西的，天啊Chat我好累，老天 我要再次向你們說聲抱歉，之前一直延後這場直播的時間，但我希望你們都玩得愉快，嘿嘿 （日文）
I had a lot fun actually, and again I really want to appreciate those who participated for the stream so I want to tell thank you to Azuchi先輩, thank you to Aster, thank you it was a new type of content like you know, yeah I was always thinking to do a kind of stream that I am involving the viewers like this, you know, yeah
and also I want to do... uh... big big big thanks to uh... なゆ茶さん who do... you know, who do the illustration for this one, yeah is beautiful drawing is it! yeah! 還有我非常非常非常感謝……なゆ茶桑，他…畫了這些圖 這些圖超漂亮的！
I actually got the big inspiration, you know, yeah I actually got the streaming streaming inspiration from this person's drawing actually, it's actually a fun art actually, yeah （用日文感謝なゆ茶） 老實說我是因此得到靈感的，沒錯，是這個人畫的圖啟發了這場直播的靈感，這些圖真的很有趣（日文）
OK, 搜打哪～what do I do right now oh wait, it'a almost a birthday for Rosemi so I think I'm just gonna wrap up the stream right now, so everyone thank you for stopping by it is a short stream but I hope you guys have really fun, yeah, hehe, OK, thank you, and see you in next stream, yep bye bye
そんなもの元からある訳ねえだろうがよ！ そんなもんある訳ねえだろうがよ！ No such thing exists from the beginning! No such thing exists! 那種東西從一開始就不存在! 那種東西不存在! バカ！バカ！バカ！バカ！バカ！バカ！ stupid! stupid! stupid! stupid! stupid! stupid! 笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！
請先理解，這場直播並不是真實的，只是演戲
※此RP包含電擊與人身攻擊言論，請先做好心理建設
※很不確定的部分會用斜體表示
會比只看文字更能進入情境
very good? oh of course right that
it's just because（鐵鍊聲）wu wu wu wow wow wow hahaha don't move, don't move, it's OK, it's gonna be all fine OK?
yeah, now listen, listen, listen... xu... ze ze ze ze ze (聽不清)
嘿，你感覺怎麼樣？還不錯？當然囉，因為…哦哦哦哦哈哈哈別動、別動，沒事的，會沒事啦好嗎？嗯，現在聽好，聽好，聽好…噓……嘖嘖嘖嘖
and you know what? that's the only way you survive
I'm believing in you, yeah, just be careful, just be careful, just be really really careful, because you will lose your life if you lose this game
你知道嗎？這是唯一能能讓你活下來的方法
我相信你哦，嗯，但是你要小心，要小心，真的要非常非常小心，因為假如你輸了這場遊戲，也會輸掉你的生命
but you know what? I'm believing in you
I believe in you that, you're gonna find a happy ending
yeah
so
頑張る
但你知道嗎？我相信你，我相信你能進入happy ending，嗯，所以
加油吧
do you hear me properly? yo, how as tonight? yeah
are you ready?! are you for ready a game!!!!!
喲，你們好嗎？你們聽得清楚嗎？今晚過得怎麼樣？哈，你們準備好了嗎？準備好要開始遊戲了嗎！！！
so the game show for today, I'm gonna be using the YouTube voting function, yeah
so go to the right answer or else you're gonna lose your life OK
I also prepared some penalty for you as well
好吧，我會用YouTube的投票功能來進行今天這場遊戲，總之，選擇正確的答案，否則你就會丟掉你的小命
我也幫你們準備了一些懲罰
如果你們答對了：
but let's say, if you got the wrong answer
如果你們答錯了：
いたい！いたい！oh my god that looks so my god painful! sheesh!
好痛痛痛痛！天啊這看起來痛死了！sheesh！
are you ready? are you ready for this one?
你們知道的，這是真實的遊戲，你必須冒生命危險，嗯（日文）
你們準備好了嗎？準備好面對這個了嗎
how is the sound (???) anyway, how's the music? how's my microphone? do you hear me properly?
I'm counting on you, yeah
OK, now let's move on to the first quesion, yep
ええと…Bang!
ＯＫ，遊戲要開始了，你們準備好了嗎？音量都還可以嗎？我的麥克風呢？能聽清楚嗎？
我很期待你們的表現哦
ＯＫ，現在揭開第一題吧，欸斗…磅！
OK（日文）
你們能看到嗎？我希望你們能看清楚，ＯＫ（日文）
A. Less than 200
B. Around 300-500
C. Around 600-800
D. More than 100
Q. 東京有多少車站？
A.少於200 B.300-500左右 C.600-800左右 D.超過100
oh my god I typed it wrong, oh my god, but it's it's not hundred, it's thousand OK?
天啊我打錯了，天啊，不是一百，是一千
I'm gonna wait you for a one minute so make the right question, then I'm just gonna pick the most vote the majority board vote, yeah
pick the right one, pick the right one
嘛，總之開始投票吧，等我一下，好，開始
我會給你們一分鐘答題，看看最後最高票的是哪個選項，嗯，好好選喔，好好選
damn I thought I fixed it already, ええ…ごめん（日文）
但Ｄ是一千好嗎？Ｄ是一千
該死，我已經固定它了，欸斗抱歉（日文）
oh I think I'm just gonna set the timer for the next one, yeah
don't google it, don't use the google, yeah, no cheating, yeah
it's gonna be boring if you just, you know, yeah
怎麼樣？我想下一題我要打開計時器
不要google，不要goohle，別作弊，那樣會很無聊，懂？
どうかな？どうかな？
no, we don't, don't like what
OK 10 seconds
剩下２０秒，怎麼樣？怎麼樣？不，我們不能像這樣，剩１０秒囉
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times up
C!
OK let's see
are you ready for the result? are you ready for the result? finales answer? yep
let's see...
時間到，結束…ＯＫ，Ｃ
好讓我們看看，你們準備好要承受後果了嗎？準備好了嗎？這是你們最後的答案？
那麼……
ええと, hold a moment
C!
it's actually more than 700 station in Tokyo
答對啦！正解！欸斗，等等
Ｃ！東京有七百多個車站
hold a moment, I'm gonna add the point for you, Chat, ちょっと待って，ちょっと待って
OK here we you, yes
哇恭喜、恭喜耶，所以你得到了一分
等等哦，我要把分數新增上去，Chat，等等～等等～好，搞定
we're going to have more questions like this so, yeah, do your best, OK
你得到了一分耶，sheesh～耶
我們還有很多像這樣的問題，盡力回答吧
next question is...
再來是下一題
接下來是…
Q. 哪個日文字有出現在牛津字典裡
A. Kaizen
B. Pecha-kucha
C. Omakase
D. Tenpura
A B C and D, OK
now pick the right answer let's go!
喔等等，ＡＢＣ還有Ｄ，好了
現在，選擇正確的答案，開始！
uh... it's not the book one, it's the one... uh... in the website, yep
不過，我說的牛津字典不是指書本，呃…是網頁版，對
the one that exists in Oxford dictionary
pick the right one, yeah, pick the right one
D? A? are you sure? oh oh oh B? D? C? D? C? oh... we don't know
OK 40 seconds left
怎麼樣？哪個字有收錄在牛津字典裡？好好選喔，好好選
Ｄ？Ａ？你們確定嗎？喔喔喔Ｂ？Ｄ？Ｃ？Ｄ？Ｃ？喔…我們不知道
ＯＫ剩下４０秒
OK 30 seconds, どうかな？どうかな？
來吧投票投票投票，小心點喔，謹慎思考喔，因為如果你們選錯了，我電擊你們、我會懲罰你們
最後３０秒，結果如何？怎麼樣？
interesting, interesting, ah... D
it seems like everyone's so smart and hehehe nice, nice, OK
似乎是Ｄ喔，最多票的看起來是Ｄ呢，有意思，真有意思…Ｄ啊
大家好像都很聰明喔，很聰明呢，很好、非常好
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it seems like a D, it's the most finales vote
let's see the result
what do you think about that?
看起來最終的投票結果就是Ｄ了
來看看結果吧
你們猜怎麼樣？
哈哈哈哈哈哈！噢你們想知道解答？正確答案事實上是他媽的Ａ！Kaizen
eh, oh my god, you get to see the question carefully it's not Tempura it's Tenpura! wrong spalling!
ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！（日文）hahaha
哦？Tempura？Tempura？不是Tempura是Tenpura
欸，天啊，你們沒有專心看題目嗎？不是Tempura是Tenpura！拼字不一樣！
笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！（日文）哈哈哈
this is the game risking your life, I told you select the right answer carefully, I tould you so! hahahaha
喲，你得仔細閱讀題目好嗎？這場遊戲關係到你的生命，我告訴過你答題時要小心了，我告訴過你啦！哈哈哈哈
be smart OK?
are you ready for the next question, are you ready? hahahaha OK
啊別擔心啦，嗯？怎麼啦？你快死了嗎？怎麼啦？來嘛
放聰明點好嗎？你準備好回答下一題了嗎？準備好了嗎？
哈哈哈哈哈，好
OK, be smart, choose the right question, yep
next question is~
那就進到下一題吧，嗯
好啦，眼睛放亮點，選擇正確的答案
下一題是～
Q. 哪個日文字沒有出現在牛津字典裡
A. Umami
B. Matcha
C. Teriyaki
D. Udon
A...B...C...D. now vote! here we go
跟上一題很像吧，但這一次，你要選的是沒有收錄在字典裡的，懂？
Ａ…Ｂ…Ｃ…Ｄ，好，開始投票！
how is it? don't google it, don't use it, be fair, yeah
どうかな？
maybe A? Umami? yeah Matcha? Teriyaki? or Udon?
我設一下定時器
怎麼樣？別google，別用它，這樣才公平
怎麼樣？或許是Ａ？Umami？Matcha？Teriyaki或Udon？
どうかな？どうかな？
20 seconds left
"Yugo why you be like this?" because I love you
it's because... I love you a lot and I really want to hurt you a lot
你必須要很聰明才能選出正解，ＯＫ？
怎麼樣？怎麼樣？剩下２０秒囉
「Yugo你怎麼會變成這樣？」因為我愛你嘛，因為…我真的很愛你們也很想狠狠傷害你們
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5
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oh A
so A is the most finales vote, yep
hahahahaha are you sure about that? are you really sure about that?（日文）
好，結果揭曉，噢，Ａ，所以Ａ就是得票最多的，嗯
哈哈哈哈哈你們確定嗎？你們真的確定嗎？（日文）
ば────────か！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！正解はＤです。the right antswer is actually D
trust me or not, just visit to the Oxford dictionary websitem, type it one by one
哈哈哈哈笨────────蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！正解是Ｄ，答案其實是Ｄ
不管你相不相信，只要去牛津字典的網頁查一查就知道啦
I've been spending such a long time to prep those questions so, yeah, yeah, I knew that you guys can make it, this is the reason why I put it as a majority vote, you know? haha
哈哈哈哈（日文）我就知道會這樣哈哈哈哈
我花超多時間在準備這些題目，所以我就知道你們一定會這麼選，這就是為什麼我要搞多數決，你們瞭嗎？哈哈
come one~ come one~ how many of you are actually genius? how many of you actually dump? I don't know hahaha you gotta do your best
OK, next question, yep, are you ready? next
就算你很聰明，可是如果你的朋友不那麼聰明呢？哈哈哈
試試吧～試試吧～你們之中有多少天才和多少笨蛋？這我可不曉得哈哈哈哈努力做到最好吧
好，下一題，你們準備好了嗎？下一題
Q. 猜猜這是哪個直播主的聲音
A. Momo Azuchi
B. Petra Gurin
C. Na Sera
D. Elira Pendora
and you're gonna guess whose voice is this, yeah
are you ready? hold a moment, where did it go（日文）
OK, I found a file
so
我會播放一段音檔，你們要猜猜這是誰的聲音，就是這樣，你們準備好了嗎？
等等，那個檔案在…（日文）…好，我找到了
OK so I'm gonna play the audio so listen carefully
我要播了，仔細聽好
hold a moment
now vote!
投票！等等，好了，投票！
you gotta tell me: oh Mr.Yugo, Mr.Yugo, handsome Yugo I need I need you to hear the audio one more time like that, you gotta ask me so nicely, please（日文）OK
可以重播一次嗎？怎麼辦呢～求我呀
你可以這麼說：噢，Yugo先生，Yugo先生，帥氣的Yugo，我需要、我需要你再重播一次讓我聽聽這段語音。像這樣
你要好好地請求我才行（日文）ＯＫ
now vote
oh I'm sorry the time's up actually, OK, let's end the all
這樣你們開心了嗎？我希望你們現在很開心，嘿嘿嘿，ＯＫ
現在投票、噢抱歉時間到了，結束啦
well that's see
Ｂ！Petra Gurin
這就是最終投票結果哈？真的嗎？真的嗎？你們認真？你們確定了嗎？（日文）
答案揭曉
正解はＡ，Azuchi Momo先輩
maybe you didn't, you didn't actually expect me to go into practice data (???) （日文）
hahahahaha（日文對Momo前輩喊話）
殘念，呵呵呵哈哈哈哈，答案是Ａ，Azuchi Momo前輩
你們以為我弄不到這份音檔嗎？（日文）哈哈哈哈（日文）
wow, wait, how many questions we finished so far, wait how many questions
how many points you actually got so far
only one point, you got only one point, only one fucking point
大丈夫？are you OK?
這種感覺棒呆了，在座的各位都是他媽的笨蛋哈哈哈哈
喔等等，在結束前我們還有很多問題，超多問題，而你目前拿到了幾分？只有一分，你只拿到了一分，只有他媽的一分
你沒事吧？還好嗎？
ah ごめん, ごめんな
I didn't meant to make you feel that way, you know, I didn't, oh my god, you hurt? hahaha
（日文好像說了喔咩跟巴嘎跟卡哇伊）
等等，等等，等等，等等，我電你太多次了，因為你的大腦沒有好好工作嘛，啊抱歉，對不起哦，我不是故意要讓你有這種感覺的，我不是，喔天啊，你受傷了嗎？哈哈哈哈
抱歉啦你這個可愛的笨蛋
next question
那就開始下一題吧，你們準備好了嗎？
下一題
Q. Guess the Liver from voice data
（他選項放錯成上一題）
hold a moment, not this one
ええと…this one
等等，不是這個，欸斗…這個
Q. 猜猜這是哪個直播主的聲音
A. Mysta Rias
B. Alban Knox
C. Aster Arcadia
D. Luca Kanes@#$%^... Luca Kaneshiro
OK, I guess they're ready, so I'm gonna play the audio now
等等，好，我想我準備好了，我要播囉
now vote!
I'm gonna set the timer real quick, let's go~どうかな？
準備好了嗎？
現在，投票！
我要再弄一下定時器…如何？
Alban? Alban? どうかな, Aster? oh I don't know, you gotta think you gotta guess carefully, yeah
Alban? oh it seems like Alban is pretty finales vote
oh! no! C. Aster, is a finales vote
我們不知道？嘿嘿，小心點猜喔
Alban？Alban？是嗎？Aster？噢，我不知道喔，你猜的時候得謹慎一點，嗯，Alban？看來投票結果就是Alban…喔不對！Ｃ是Aster，這才是投票結果
I didn't expect that though
B it seems like a B and C is finales vote
OK, no one's voting for A, OK
times up
真的嗎？你們真的確定嗎？我沒想到
Ｂ，結果是Ｂ跟Ｃ，ＯＫ現在沒有人投Ａ，ＯＫ，時間到
C
is the finales vote, is that? are you sure about that? are you really sure about that?
OK, let's see that
所以，Ｃ，這是投票結果
是嗎？你們確定嗎？當真？
好，答案揭曉
終於！我的天啊，終於，你們終於又得分了，天啊你們還有好長好長的一段路要走，天啊，你們終於得到兩分了耶，小小的兩分，但要結束還差得遠呢
嘿喲，你們還好嗎？清醒了嗎？（日文）你們清醒了嗎？來吧！你們只有他媽的兩分，遊戲還要繼續，哈哈哈
ええと so next one
ＯＫ讓我們開始下一題吧，欸斗…下一題
Q. 猜猜縮放的圖片屬於哪個直播主
A. Vox Akuma
B. Nina Kosaka
C. Scarle Yonaguni
D. Luca Kaneshiro
and from the video you gotta guess which Liver it is, yep
hold a moment, I'm gonna quickly file the... vote right now, yep
え…え…OK, I think I'm ready, so
gonna play the video right now, are you ready?
所以我現在會放影片，你們要靠我播放的影片猜出這是哪個直播主
稍等，檔案…現在可以投票了
欸…欸…我想我準備好了
要放了喔，你們準備好了嗎？
you don't have much time, once the video is over we gonna finish the vote, yeah
（日文）how it is? how it is?（日文?）who is this? who is this? oh my god, wait, the red is it the red Liver, is that I don't know
OK, that's it
好，現在，投票，投票投票投票，你們的時間不多喔，等我播完影片之後投票就結束了（日文）是誰呢？是誰呢？這是誰呢？喔天，等等，這是紅色的，這是紅色的直播主，我不知道
好，就這樣！
C
it's the finales vote, OK, C is the finales vote
who is, Scarle
我們看看，Ｃ，這是投票結果，ＯＫ，Ｃ是Scarle
來看看答案…我播一下解答的影片，嗯…答對啦！
oh my god, well, it's a bonus question though I made it really easy for you because I failed so so so so so sorry, you finally got three points, oh my god, you know
喲，我真為你感到高興，我真的真的真的很替你高興，天啊，雖然這算是送分題，因為我做得不太好，我真的非常非常非常遺憾，你終於拿到三分了，天啊
now we're actually actually straight up to the bad ending
你們知道，你們的結局取決於你們選擇的答案，現在你們可能會有不同的結局了
目前我們直奔bad ending
you're gonna do it really really carefully come on
（日文）
我要認真玩了天啊，你也得小心小心再小心（日文）
hold a moment, I'm gonna play... the next video, and also I'm going to prep the... maybe OK
that's and... Q A B C D ready?
好，讓我們進入下一題，等等，我要播…另一支影片，我還備了這個…差不多啦，題目，Ａ，Ｂ，Ｃ，Ｄ，好了嗎？
Q. 猜猜縮放的圖片屬於哪個直播主
A. Uki Violeta
B. Shu Yamino
C. Ren Zotto
D. Selen Tatsuki
だれか？だれか？だれか？だれか？だれか？(聽不清楚)
OK, so B is the finales vote, are you sure? are you sure about that?
let's see
「快一點？」他媽的閉嘴，這是我的遊戲，你沒有選擇權
是誰呢？是誰呢？是誰呢？是誰呢～是誰呢～(???)
好，Ｂ是最終投票結果，你們確定嗎？確定囉？
答案揭曉
よかった～よかった～ so happy for you よかった～よかった～（日文）you are happy? happy? hahahaha
nice nice nice nice nice well anyway, yeah, there was still so many questions ago
答對啦！了不起欸～了不起呢～我好替你開心喔，你拿到一分囉，我真替你高…呼啊四分？好棒捏～太棒囉～我好替你高興～好棒好棒好棒好棒～你們開心嗎？開心嗎？哈哈哈哈很好很好很好
嘛，這裡還有很多問題
ええと, hold a moments, I'm preparing the other video right now
ええと OK, and also... A B C D. are you ready?
讓我們開始下一題吧
欸斗，等等，我要準備另一個影片，欸斗，好，還有…Ａ，Ｂ，Ｃ，Ｄ，你們好了嗎？
Q. 猜猜縮放的圖片屬於哪個直播主
A. Reimu Endo
B. Rosemi Lovelock
C. Maria Marionette
D. Vox Akuma
come on~ be smart, gotta be so smart, come on
oh, A is finales vote?
OK, that's it seems like A is finales vote
now let's see
是誰呢？是誰呢？是誰呢？
來吧～聰明點～你們必須聰明一點～來嘛～
噢，Ａ是最終結果？
好，我想Ａ是最後的投票結果
現在看看解答
so like a Liver questions the Liver questions are actually way much easier for you, because you're spending most of your time for the YouTuber isn't it, OK OK, fair right now
喔！你們這次真的做得不錯耶，好棒喔～嘿嘿～好棒哦～
關於直播主的問題對你們而言其實比較簡單，因為你們花了很多時間在YouTuber上面嘛，很好很好，這很公平
let me check what I got so far
by the way, how do you feel right now? are you thinking ah... maybe you should feel fine because you're not getting any electrocuted anymore, yeah
wait wait wait wait（彈指）OK, um... if we keep doing this, we're gonna go into get the bad ending actually
話說回來，你們現在感覺怎麼樣？你們可能…會覺得挺好的，畢竟你們都沒再被電擊了，嗯
啊等等等等等等，如果我們繼續這樣下去，我們會進入bad ending
oh my god you got only five points actually
but to get the better ending, you should have more than five points though, you should have more than that actually
どうしよう…
喔五分？謝謝、謝謝謝謝，對，天啊你們實際上只拿到五分
如果要進到好結局，你們必須拿到遠超過五分的分數
該怎麼辦呢…
OK what about this so for the next question is the last question OK
then if you get the correct answer, you win
you're gonna straight up to the happy ending, what about that?
yeah, yeah, I'm giving you a mercy, yeah
嗯，嗯，我可以施捨你們，沒錯
so if the next question if you get the right answer, we're gonna straight up to the happy ending, yeah
那麼，下一個問題，如果你們答對了，我們就進入happy ending囉
here we go
等一下，欸斗…ＯＫ，等等喔，我要準備另一個答案…我的意思是選項…欸斗，好，你們好了嗎？開始
Q. 猜猜縮放的圖片屬於哪個直播主
A. Vox Akuma
B. Sonny Brisko
C. Ike Eveland
D. Mille Parfait
oh no, wait, isn't it too obvious, I don't know, oh my god, wait, it's not too obvious, wait, wait, oh my god, oh, oh my god, wait, it's too obvious oh my god
噢…這是什麼？喔不，等等，這太明顯了，我不知道、天啊、等等，沒那麼明顯吧，等等等等，天啊，太明顯了啦天啊
OK, A is finales vote
are you sure about that?（日文紅豆妮都嘎？）
this is the last question, you know
I'm trusting him
你們的答案是…Ａ
好，Ａ是你們最後的答案，確定嗎？真的確定嗎？
這是最後一個問題，你知道
我信任他
ええと
the right answer is E 陸 田角
啊咧，欸斗，正確答案是Ｅ田角陸
hehehehe
no way out
did I told you there's gonna be a multiple ending? no. there was only a bad ending
since you joined this test game, your death is actually promised
沒有活路
呵呵呵哈哈哈哈沒有活路
記得我告訴過你這是多結局的遊戲嗎？不，這裡只有bad ending
打從你參加遊戲的那一刻起，你的死期就注定了
there's no fucking happy ending!!!
（日文）ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！hahahahahaha
ha, ごめんね
這裡沒有任何活路，沒有happy ending，沒有他媽的happy ending！（日文）笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！哈哈哈哈哈哈
哈……對不起哦
現在，又是一場狗屁直播
是我的錯嗎？
嘛，你應該更努力
我對你抱有很高的期望
你知道一場好的直播是怎麼來的嗎？
不只有實況主而已，
你也跟我一樣在製作直播內容
我正在實況，
而你為什麼不努力做到好？
如果你只呆坐在那裡看，什麼事都不會發生
真是讓人失望
所我舉辦了這場秀
你曾體會過被擊倒在地的倦怠感嗎
那麼多人看著你
覺得他們有資格批評
覺得他們能決定孰是孰非
我告訴你
我不完美，你知道嗎？
我很努力了
我真的很努力了
你知道嗎？
我需要有理解我的人陪在身邊
我為此送上性命，你何不也為我冒生命危險呢？
噢，聽起來很現實吧
我還可以更愛你。
that's it for the end show
that's it for the game show
I hope you have fun
that's it
好，這就是結局了，這就是這場遊戲的結局
我希望你玩得開心
就這樣
欸斗～
え…（日文）yeah I made it!
oh my god, maybe on the screen maybe, yeah, yeah, oh...
啊…ｏｋ我想我好了，還沒還沒，好，欸…（日文）我做到了！
喔天啊，或許換回這個背景比較好，噢……
oh god I'm tired, oh my god
again Chat, I'm sorry for delaying the stream so many times, but I really hope you guys had fun, yep
hehe（日文）
呼，這要準備超多東西的，天啊Chat我好累，老天
我要再次向你們說聲抱歉，之前一直延後這場直播的時間，但我希望你們都玩得愉快，嘿嘿
（日文）
so I want to tell thank you to Azuchi先輩, thank you to Aster, thank you
it was a new type of content like you know, yeah
I was always thinking to do a kind of stream that I am involving the viewers like this, you know, yeah
謝謝Azuchi前輩，謝謝Aster，謝謝
這是一種新的直播方式，你懂，我一直想做這種可以跟觀眾互動的直播
who do... you know, who do the illustration for this one, yeah
is beautiful drawing is it! yeah!
還有我非常非常非常感謝……なゆ茶桑，他…畫了這些圖
這些圖超漂亮的！
I actually got the streaming streaming inspiration from this person's drawing actually, it's actually a fun art actually, yeah
（用日文感謝なゆ茶）
老實說我是因此得到靈感的，沒錯，是這個人畫的圖啟發了這場直播的靈感，這些圖真的很有趣（日文）
hehe, OK, uh, that's for the stream, yes, ありがとう
我想這對我而言會是一場難忘的直播，對，謝謝
oh wait, it'a almost a birthday for Rosemi so I think I'm just gonna wrap up the stream right now, so
everyone thank you for stopping by
it is a short stream but I hope you guys have really fun, yeah, hehe, OK, thank you, and see you in next stream, yep
bye bye
謝謝你們參與這場直播，雖然很短，但我希望你們都很開心，謝謝，那就下次見啦
掰掰
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這場真的太適合全程上字幕了，但是我不會日文無法做實質的全程翻譯因此也沒辦法投稿到這個網站qwq，如果有人想投稿網站字幕要參考我的翻譯的話請隨意
從最後的問題的解答到結尾的日語翻譯成了英語和中文
中文因為使用著機器翻譯如果奇怪對不起
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there's no fucking happy ending!!!
そんなもの元からある訳ねえだろうがよ！
そんなもんある訳ねえだろうがよ！
No such thing exists from the beginning!
No such thing exists!
那種東西從一開始就不存在!
那種東西不存在! バカ！バカ！バカ！バカ！バカ！バカ！ stupid! stupid! stupid! stupid! stupid! stupid! 笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！笨蛋！
…sorry.
…對不起哦
ハッピーエンドなんて、ある訳ないじゃん。
There's no such thing as a happy ending.
不可能有什麼happy end
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如果有其他想知道的日語請告訴我
努力翻譯
I seem to have seen you before? again, thank you so much!!!