the way its absolutely unfair that i dont have a mysterious dead relative to leave me his fortune and giant manor to live in

like who decided that people had to work for a living to make money

and that we have to do it 5 days a week and get up at 6:30

and do it for our whole lives?

i'd like to have a word with them

dismantle capitalism now

or at least find a more flexible job where you can wfh

I like the first option better

if I win the lottery we're getting a castle, it's happening

no husband allowed just me and my friends from the internet lmao

lol

I mean give me internet access and I'll apply for a job as the hermit on the lawn

lmaoooo

you're in

yes good a lawn hermit like in Tom Stoppard's Arcadia, just what I always wanted

I win the lottery, I'm gonna go live out in the woods like the witches in fairy tales. Just me and my house made of candy and the desire to stay far away from people and hex any who dare come near my property.

spacey witchmas : 𝖌𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖌𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖍 ❄️ : yes good

all very relatable

also the way i am the only plurker here who isn't red

work is shit

fuck work

clearly we all need to start a lotto pool. though I vote for like, buying a gated community rather than castle. castles are drafty as fuq

genuinely googled "how do I win the lottery" last night lmao

bc if that secret were online and worked NO ONE WOULD KNOW IT bdkafdjalda