/GENTLY rubs eyeballs

waking up at 6am and working 9 and a half hours just ain't my jam BUT

I got some shit done

Morning's are for the fucking birds man

Gotta help a bud move this weekend and everything is fine about that except one thing

It's in Somerville and I have a hatred of Somerville. Not because of anything drastic, but because parking down there is always a shit show

Especially during Move In Week

I'M HOPING WE JUST do our usually and clear shit out like bandits at an everything must go clearance

but my bud's awesome and I don't mind at all just ...

fucking Somerville

though let's be honest most of the Greater Boston area around move in week is a nightmare

Take Exhibit A:

Being Storrowed

NOW I do feel bad for people who don't know and Boston is already a cluster fuck of streets that look like a toddler threw down a bowl of spaghetti and everyone decided that's what the roads were forever more

I've seen a truck get full-on tuna canned on Storrow Drive and just basically collapsed on itself

but other than that, and especially with our public transit currently on hiatus since everything is catching on fire

I imagine this move in week is gunna be .. uh

a shit show

ANYWAY I SHOULD try to sleep so I don't just pass out at work tomorrow

oh god I forgot that the public transit being like half shut off is going to affect this

oh no

OH YEAH IT'S GUNNA BE A RODEO...