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@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:29 PM

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Fucked Up Little Man is a tabletop RPG about playing dark souls NPCs who never give straight answers to anything and say "heh heh heh heh" after every line

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@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:29 PM

source

@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:29 PM

I like their system of doing a dark souls protag in a tabletop game with the whole death/rebirth cycle

@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:29 PM

which is

@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:30 PM

every time the shitty little guy dies, he's passed on to the next player

@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:30 PM

rolls some chargen dice

@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:30 PM

@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:30 PM

@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:31 PM

I live in a series of caves and walkways crawling with zealots

@UsagiSquared

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:31 PM

oh...I gotta do this...

@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:31 PM

I am a potion seller hiding just out of sight

@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:31 PM

my refrain is heh heh heh heh

@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:33 PM

Ahh,, fucked up little man. you're so fucked up, and nasty. everything, it sucks soooo bad. only you, thje most fucked up and nasty of guys, can make it suck less

@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:33 PM

heh heh heh heh.

@MadarFoxfire

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:34 PM

Yesss

@MadarFoxfire

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:34 PM

I'm in!!

@MadarFoxfire

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:34 PM

@MadarFoxfire

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:34 PM

@UsagiSquared

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:38 PM

rubs my hands, starts rollin

@MadarFoxfire

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:38 PM

My shitty little guy lives in a ruined passage full of soldiers, is real invested in the lore, and is so ride or die. Alas..... (it's die)

@UsagiSquared

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:39 PM

so....a series of caves on a platform, apparently surrounded by the undead...
...My shitty little guy is a chuckling scoundrel in such a location, who DESPISES the Damned One, and is always coughing.
gonna die....

@UsagiSquared

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:39 PM

gonna die laugh coughing...

@MadarFoxfire

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:40 PM

I like how it's adjusted to have heh heh heh as a 50% rate

@MadarFoxfire

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:40 PM

This is right and proper

@UsagiSquared

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:45 PM

it is,

@UsagiSquared

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:45 PM

and arguably even if you don't roll heh heh heh, you could still be chuckling

@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:46 PM

I think Usagi just created Patches

@MadarFoxfire

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:47 PM

If patches did not exist then it would be necessary to create him

@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:47 PM

it is the nature of all fucked up little men that one of them will eventually become patches

@UsagiSquared

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:48 PM

oh shit you're right....

@UsagiSquared

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:48 PM

Extra gonna die

Where Is Harkan

@Overbringer

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 1:56 PM

Where Is Harkan

@Overbringer

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:01 PM

My fucked up little man is hiding in the village pit yo avoid all the ravenous birds

Where Is Harkan

@Overbringer

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:01 PM

Where Is Harkan

@Overbringer

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:03 PM

He is a scheming loiterer who worries about lost children and says “oh...” a lot

@EchoDoctor

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:07 PM

How do I do dice on plurk again?

@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:09 PM

dice10, dice12, round parens

@EchoDoctor

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:09 PM

Thank you.

@EchoDoctor

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:10 PM

@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:11 PM

oh god it's blighttown

@EchoDoctor

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:11 PM

Yeah, my fucked-up little man is just vibing right outside Blighttown. Hopefully he gives you a bunch of antidotes, because you're gonna need them.

@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:12 PM

sells lots of poison cures but no toxic cures

@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:12 PM

just to be fucked up about it

@EchoDoctor

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:12 PM

That does sound classic Fucked-Up Little Man behavior.

@EchoDoctor

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:12 PM

@quinn2win

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:13 PM

not nearly enough Heh heh heh heh rolls in this plurk

@UsagiSquared

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:13 PM

right?? terrible

@EchoDoctor

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:14 PM

Presumably, he is inconsolable because he cannot sell any toxic cures. He is aware of the issue and it's very unfortunate, but alas, what are you going to do in this economy.

Where Is Harkan

@Overbringer

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:14 PM

Chuckling and maudlin are a great combo

@EchoDoctor

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:14 PM

Just the saddest, most melancholy ironic chuckles you ever did hear.

@UsagiSquared

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:14 PM

i feel it fucked up little man....what's the point if you can't sell those toxic cures

Where Is Harkan

@Overbringer

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:15 PM

Picturing a fucked up little man who is putting on a big show of being sympathetic to the Damned One’s plight but having trouble taking it seriously

@EchoDoctor

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:15 PM

His life is very hard. And so is yours, because you are about to be in Blighttown.

@EchoDoctor

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 2:16 PM

Listen, buddy, at least you come BACK when you die.

@nidorina

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 3:49 PM

grant howitt never misses

@nidorina

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 3:50 PM

i'm rolling my teeth dice for this one. there's never been a better time

@nidorina

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 3:51 PM

regretful physician, adores the damned one, ...mm

@FistFullofMagic

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 8:55 PM

my fucked up little guy hangs out in a cave full of walkways and warlocks, is a teeth enthusiast, is generous but impoverished, and coughs a lot

@FistFullofMagic

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 8:57 PM

...I suspect my little guy might be there to collect the teeth of the warlocks the damned one slays, and as thanks will give them some of the teeth

@malkuthsoldier

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 9:00 PM

@malkuthsoldier

Fri, Aug 26, 2022 9:00 PM

Horny physician that says "heh heh heh heh"

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