Quinneapolis
I don't know what Freeman's Mind or Full Life Consequences are and at this point I'm afraid to ask
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tl;dr: they're ancient fanfics that are so bad they're good
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i'm not sure if they were dedicated troll fics like my immortal is presumed to be or not because they hit that sweet spot of "an earnest but unseasoned fan could definitely write this" as well as "an earnest but seasoned fan trying to be funny could also definitely write this"
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Half-Life: Full Life Consequences
my favorite way to experience full life consequences is through this dramatic reading, accompanied by a garry's mod video
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full life consequences in particular has permanently impacted my vocabulary
bluecanary
strongly agree
bluecanary
THIS IS ONLY 5 MINUTES?? i remember this being a fucking half-hour odyssey
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there are some sequel videos as well
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which put the total run time of the full life consequences series at about half an hour
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but the og is about 5 minutes yeah
Vehrec
freeman's mind is very different than HL:FLC, that one IS very long
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oh my god i'm just now realizing i thought freeman's mind was in fact also referring to a chapter of full life consequences which is simply called "free man"
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in that case i have no idea what freeman's mind is but i will always be happy to talk to people about full life consequences because it's still one of my favorite pieces of the internet
oh i'm scary
Freeman's Mind is a Half-Life longplay with in-character commentary
oh i'm scary
some of the jokes are, You Know, but on the whole it's very good
oh i'm scary
it's a dark comedy about Gordon Freeman being a weird twitchy rat man who didn't like his coworkers very much to begin with and becoming increasingly unhinged while the world explodes around him
katzenjammer
freeman's mind is very good and the guy who makes it also runs a video game review series with the exact same style of humor and i adore it
katzenjammer
but yeah it does depict gordon as this drug-obsessed weirdo who's constantly | | close to losing his mind over the alien invasion
katzenjammer
katzenjammer
for a selection
oh i'm scary
I'd compare it to DBZA or Red vs. Blue
oh i'm scary
in terms of there being bits that are just permanently tattooed on my brain
oh i'm scary
You know, I'd say I think it's gonna get worse before it gets better, but really, I think things are just gonna get worse, forever. So basically, I think it's gonna get worse before it gets worse.
katzenjammer
murkrows: visit crate city for all of your creative crate needs
Flash Bastard
zombie goasts leave this place
raspberrydrink
and full life conseqences is a famous bad fan fic that got a gary's mod animation done of it: the reason the reanimated is so short cuz it's only of the first part
skerple
wepon
Flash Bastard
'Go really faster' and 'BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!' are probably the parts that live rent-free in my head the most, but and normal people close is also up there.
raspberrydrink
the pants are dead
EsperBot
zombie ghaosts leave this palce
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also Freeman's Mind ended for a few years when it finally got to the end of the first game but it started Half-Life 2 recentl4 years ago
raspberrydrink
oh i'm scary
excuse me I have to go shrivel up and become a mummy
oh i'm scary
sorry I was looking at FM2 episode 7
oh i'm scary
5 years ago
katzenjammer
OH MY GOD
katzenjammer
5 YEARS AGO
Doge-lover Joja
...
RobotApocalypse
I'm genuinely shocked that you've never seen Full Life Consequences before now. how could we all have let you down so badly?
RobotApocalypse
it informs so much of who i am as a person. to this day i have to stop myself from saying "thanks i could help bro" around coworkers
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for me it's zombie goasts
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or alternatively zombie ghosts in case i don't feel like having to explain full life consequences to people
RobotApocalypse
yeah zombie goasts and "u sudn't come here" and "wepon" and... there's just a lot
Doctor Ansem
The delivery of full life consequences is always what gets me
RobotApocalypse
when i drop something i sometimes say to myself "you don't have to see gordon freeman yet, it's not time"
bluecanary
`the gun
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thanks i could help bro
Flash Bastard
and the sun and the birds were almost down from the top of the sky
katzenjammer
i actually just watched full life consequences in its entirety like, a week or two ago. i had only ever heard quotes from it before then
katzenjammer
the pants were dead
katzenjammer
I can see why it caught on
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