

๐ Shauntae ๐
brainstew


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I'm awake.

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Seeing Homelander drawn with shiny yaoi nipples makes me giggle.

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This morning I found myself struggling with cashing in the ticket. AM I BEING IMMORAL, I ASK MYSELF.

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IS THIS WRONG???

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the guy tossed it in our trash.

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An extra $50 can help with bills.

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The electric bill is brutal this month thanks to the heatwave we had.

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$130.

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The bill is usually a third of that during a normal month.

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BLARG. GONNA CASH IT.

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CASHED IT.

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IT'S NOT EVEN NOON YET


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i am so drained

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all i have to offer this morning is this. for your troubles


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TONI

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HE DOESNT SEEM AGAINST IT LOL... PLEASE CONFIRM THIS NEXT SEASON TY

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JOHN "MOTHERFUCKER" HOMELANDER

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hFKLSFJLKDJGLJGKLJG:LJG:KLDJFKLH

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I want a montage of characters reacting to the news.

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Homelander fucked his mom.

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please. a whole episode devoted to everyone just processing that information

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every single character ever on the show that is still alive

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ashley throws her wig in the trash and lights it on fire.

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HASHHASHFHFHAHAHA ABSOLUTELY

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butcher croaks laughing.

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butchers super cancer is instantly cured

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butcher ascends.

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ryan staring off as he copes with killing his mom AND his grandmother.

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his grandmother who was also his dad's girlfriend.

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hdjskaHFJESUS FUCK LOL GOD ITS GOTTA HAPPEN NEXT SEASON!! IT HAS TO

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my nazi grandma aunt

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nazi grandma stepmom???

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HIS GRANDMA WAS ALMOST HIS STEPMOM.

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GOOD SHOW LOL


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ryan needs therapy.

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A LOT OF IT.

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i do feel like show homelander was made for me.

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which is bad.

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growing up in a fake suburb until your evil dad kinda kidnaps you and introduces you to your nazi grandma/aunt/stepmom, a woman you ultimately kill in service of protecting your mother, whom you also kill, is a lot to take in for most people i think

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: then getting violently rejected by your grandfather.

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: GOD there is so much wrong with ryan's life lmfdijfdklj

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ALSO: HE WILL EVENTUALLY LEARN HE IS A PRODUCT OF RAPE SO

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THERE'S THAT.

๐ Shauntae ๐
YEAH