remember how I said I wanted to go to Disney one of these years yeah nevermind

wtf

Haha yeah it’s super expensive

It’s possible to do it on a “budget”, but that budget still needs to be a couple hundred bucks per day per park usually

A day at Disneyland cost me ~ $150 this past Memorial Day, just to get into the park.

all those ride reservations aren't guaranteed and you have to get up at the crack of dawn to get them, like they're concert tickets

like fuck it I'll go to Knotts berry farm or Universal, jesus!!!

there's a fuckin' six flags 30 minutes from me and the Dells are a 2 hour drive north so like..... man forget disney

$1600.00 for 15% off select food and beverage**** bitch for 1600 fucking dollars everything should be free!!!!!!!

and then you still have to pay for the fucking app on top of that lmfao

to be fair these are all yearly pass types but like. what the fuck

uses a katamari to roll up all those asterisks so the king of all cosmos can throw them into the sky and make a new fucking universe

Yeah the yearly passes have always had tons of caveats to them like large chunks of “blackout dates” where you can’t even use them (i.e. during peak tourist season and major holidays)

Cuz they want the locals to go to the parks a lot! Just... not when all the out of town tourists are there lol