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@dyads

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:40 PM

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does anyone remember the article that was like "the fall of america is at hand because less and less millenials are using mayo"

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@dyads

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:41 PM

but also, maybe she wasn't entirely wrong - i mean things have definitely gone downhill since then lmaooo

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@SkylaDoragono

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:41 PM

Mayo. Seriously?

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@dyads

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:41 PM

i dont mind the taste of mayo but man if i get some on my hands my day is ruined

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@dyads

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:42 PM

𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝔸𝕔𝕖 : yes. mayo

Nox

@SaintCynicism

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:42 PM

yes

Nox

@SaintCynicism

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:42 PM

How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise

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@dyads

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:43 PM

oh you beat me to it haha

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@dyads

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:44 PM

my favorite line of the article:

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@dyads

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:44 PM

I also have a daughter. She was a women’s and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise.

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@zeroq1

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:45 PM

lol yes, the rise of "identity condiments"

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@compoundeyes

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:46 PM

LMFAO is this the unhinged one about the feminist daughter who hates mayo?

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@compoundeyes

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:46 PM

YES

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@compoundeyes

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:46 PM

that is my favorite part

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@compoundeyes

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:46 PM

feminism: hating mayo

cricketussy

@zeroq1

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:48 PM

Mayo is a tool of the patriarchy!!!

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@illuminations

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:48 PM

that's what they teach you in those liberal arts colleges

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@illuminations

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:49 PM

i learned to hate mayo in English class

proтoвadger

@compoundeyes

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:49 PM

it's a secret code to get into the feminism liberal arts illuminati

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@compoundeyes

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:49 PM

"do you hate mayo?"

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@SkylaDoragono

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:49 PM

I... why are these people like this...?

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@illuminations

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:51 PM

because it's easier to say millennials hate mayo than confront the fact no one likes her macaroni salad because it's gross

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@kadath

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:57 PM

the recipe is just

6LilacMimeLions

@kadath

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:57 PM

Too Much Mayo

6LilacMimeLions

@kadath

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:57 PM

even if you like mayo

6LilacMimeLions

@kadath

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:58 PM

she later tried to pass the article off as a humor piece, but

6LilacMimeLions

@kadath

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:58 PM

lady

6LilacMimeLions

@kadath

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:58 PM

we know you meant it

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@compoundeyes

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 10:58 PM

I mean I also hate mayo. mayo is genuinely terrible to me. but it's too much mayo in that recipe yes

skipthedemon

@skipthedemon

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 11:00 PM

I also pretty much hate mayo.

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@SaintCynicism

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 11:01 PM

I can tolerate it as an aoli in small amounts, but beyond that...no

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@SaintCynicism

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 11:01 PM

and unflavored mayo is a no go

skipthedemon

@skipthedemon

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 11:02 PM

I'll tolerate some as glue for salads, but I sub avocado a lot these days. Yeah. I'm that millenial

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@redlionspride

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 11:07 PM

oh man i remember this LMFAO.

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@speaksincolor

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 11:27 PM

mayo is so bad tho

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@BrightShiner

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 11:29 PM

Mmmm, on fries, burgers, sandwiches, broccoli salad... /loves mayo

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@redlionspride

Fri, Aug 12, 2022 11:57 PM

i love mayo, in moderation. but when we get to the point that it over powers everything else is way too much

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@dyads

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 12:12 AM

on some things i will put mayo on it, but if i can taste it or there are no other condiments... blegh

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@dyads

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 12:12 AM

like i love a good tuna sandwich but i gotta have tomato or relish or something else

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@dyads

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 12:12 AM

its mostly a texture thing for me... why it so jiggly and slimy feeling

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@illuminations

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 12:13 AM

i had a friend when I was a kid who would eat mayo from the jar

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@illuminations

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 12:13 AM

just stick a spoon in and eat it straight

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@illuminations

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 12:13 AM

I assume he grew up to be a Boomer

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@dyads

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 12:13 AM

oh my god why

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@dyads

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 12:13 AM

gags

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@dyads

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 12:13 AM

that's... no.. god no

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@illuminations

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 12:14 AM

he did it all the time, totally straightfaced

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@illuminations

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 12:14 AM

he didn't do it for attention or anything, it was just totally natural for him

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@redlionspride

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 1:03 AM

gag........ like i said i like it but not that much, wow.

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@redlionspride

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 1:05 AM

deviled eggs, tuna sandwich, potato salad...all of which are mixed into other things and is an accent. My mom will slather it on toast and eat it as is and im like GAG no.

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@dyads

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 1:13 AM

mmm deviled eggs sound really good to me right now

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@dyads

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 1:13 AM

but as is.... eugh i'm sorry whyyyy

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@valkyrieblue

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 1:38 AM

I like mayo on chicken burgers but people who eat it on fries gross me out

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@valkyrieblue

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 1:39 AM

my bf's sister did that when we went to dinner last week and it was terrible

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@valkyrieblue

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 1:39 AM

and yet she thinks ranch and ketchup are gross

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@dyads

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 1:40 AM

... i've never seen anyone put it on fries before. i always go for ranch when i have the option but... yeah

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@valkyrieblue

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 1:41 AM

I've also seen the dreaded mayochup which is also the worst

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@valkyrieblue

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 1:42 AM

bj will do that I almost broke up with him over it

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@dyads

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 1:42 AM

ghfdkjdfs oh lord

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@valkyrieblue

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 1:44 AM

he doesn't do it often but the first time he did do it I was like LORD

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@valkyrieblue

Sat, Aug 13, 2022 1:44 AM

like he is also a ranch person first