Zilla Fieri
https://images.plurk.com/1AQu2luO5XyaRVDVaZji6H.gif I love RPing Godzilla so much, plurk
Zilla Fieri
He is a very good boy and really, with what other character could I have Tim Drake mash X to doubt while the big guy's watching over grazing chickens
star✯break!
he's perfect
Zilla Fieri
give him headpats
star✯break!
he will get ALL of the headpats
Tonberry King
it's the boy!
Kayskringle
and I honestly love the sequence of events:
>talk about Gozilla
>stream Godzilla
>app Godzilla
>Zilla is now taking care of chickens
Zilla Fieri
Kay, you don't understand
Zilla Fieri
except you do
Zilla Fieri
it's that meme of the small domino leading to the giant domino and keeps escalating from there
Zilla Fieri
"Hey, why don't you stream this one Godzilla cartoo--no, not that one. This one over here."
Zilla Fieri
"Tim Drake is waiting for Godzilla to eat Bart Allen's chickens, but it keeps not happening."
Zilla Fieri
I may also be eyeing Brooklyn similarly, but that one's gonna need a full watch of the show first
Kayskringle
(fair, Brooklyn's character is gonna go places)
Tonberry King
Tonberry King
I don't know if I'd ever feel confident rping someone from Gargoyles.....but now that I say that I'm rolling MacBeth and Owen over in my mind
Zilla Fieri
Owen is top tier
Zilla Fieri
maybe one day, after I watch enough Gargoyles, I'll follow up on the stray thought of a Godzilla/Gargoyles/Parasite Eve fic that comes and goes
Tonberry King
I still say they were cowards for not giving us a Gargoyles/Parasite Eve Kingdom Hearts level
Zilla Fieri
the Kingdom Hearts multiverse would fall apart if David Xanatos got involved
Spookitty
I just realized, Bart totally would start teaching 'Zilla about invasive fish species and how to find snakeheads and asian carp and all to eat his fill in the great lakes.
Spookitty
Everyone will cheer if you wipe out the now-endemic pet goldfish competing with native species.
Zilla Fieri
He gets to eat fish and be praised for it?
Zilla Fieri
Sign him the fuck up
Spookitty
I mean, Bart would be very clear that what fish have no limits on eating if found varies based on location.
Zilla Fieri
Godzilla's about to go on a world tour of wings except with fish he's free to eat up
Zilla Fieri
Get him the Guy Fieri shirt and shades
Spookitty
He does rock a good hawaiian shirt.
star✯break!
pufferfish
Zilla Fieri
delicious pufferfish
Spookitty
Can Godzilla break down pufferfish toxins?
Zilla Fieri
Honestly, I'm not sure. I wanna say when he's full sized, it makes too little difference to matter.
Zilla Fieri
More human sized, however...it may be a problem. The big guy has a huge weakness to poisons and drugs
Hoho-Eyes
jpfffft good boi godzilla
Kayskringle
I'd only worry if he somehow gulped down a Volkswagen sized pufferfish. which btw is a terrifying prospect in and of itself.
Hoho-Eyes
screams
Zilla Fieri
I'd ask why someone would make a pufferfish so huge, but Godzilla deals with enemy kaiju all the time
Zilla Fieri
He fought a kaiju bacteria one time. It was rough.
Zilla Fieri
It took a Magic School Bus-esque trip inside of him to cure him
Kayskringle
ah yes, the episode full of "NONONONONONO"
Kayskringle
I winced so much during that episode even though we had the SA-X parasite in it because AAAAAAAAA why is my boy getting beat up from the inside!?!?!?
Kayskringle
(sorry X parasite not SA-X... THOUGH THAT WOULD'VE BEEN BALLER)
Zilla Fieri
It was definitely kinda terrifying with seeing the virus' effects on him so directly
Zilla Fieri
It was also one of the very rare times the show wasn't scientifically accurate, so the science nerds in the stream were pulling their hair out.
Zilla Fieri
Someone really wanted their Fantastic Voyage episode; it happens
Zilla Fieri
But yeah, one of G's listed weaknesses in Metaheroes is poisoning. This includes drugs of various kinds. It consistently pierces his uber defenses in the show, oops
Hoho-Eyes
OOPS
Zilla Fieri
Terrifying as it is to see the good boy lose out to toxins and viruses, it also lead to the post I want to one day put up of Godzilla getting a sugar rush
Zilla Fieri
aka the most harmless way to play into his poison weakness
Zilla Fieri
(for the love of god, please don't get him drunk, no one wants to see a big lizard get White Girl Wasted)
Spookitty
The lizard got drunk and accidentally leaned on downtown. Sorry about those five blocks.
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
Lizard gets drunk, consumes entire white castle
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
fortunately for the high and drunk everywhere, the taco bell is safe. he did not think outside the bun.
Spookitty
I hope it was the fast food franchise, not an actual castle. That seems a little dry.
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
depends on blood alcohol level
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
we dont know if g-man can read
Zilla Fieri
He can learn!
Zilla Fieri
Don't know if he can read while drunk, though
Zilla Fieri
Tragically, his weakness makes him a lightweight
Hoho-Eyes
I should really try and find a translation of the symphogear collab with godzilla
Zilla Fieri
Godzilla, not understanding all these collabs and tributes were for a different Godzilla: It sure is nice to be noticed
Hoho-Eyes
I update hibiki to an XDU canon point and suddenly her gear looks like ghidorah
Zilla Fieri
cue Godzilla getting the strangest feeling that he's seen that shape before
Zilla Fieri
sadly, the American Godzilla never got a Ghidorah equivalent, but man, would that have been fucking cool
Hoho-Eyes
WOW IT WOULDVE
Hoho-Eyes
give godzilla the weirdest feeling of deja vu
https://images.plurk.com/4h5SxFRIsydcv2wBLmCDMR.png https://images.plurk.com/3gKuK6FIyFOEPMk8UmhoVA.png
Kayskringle
Also someone brought up Zilla Fieri sooooooo......
Kayskringle
https://images.plurk.com/3AwCsYoBpGStPb5I9GLMWS.png
Hoho-Eyes
ZILLA FIERI—
Spookitty
Zilla Fieri doing a pasta dish using invasive snake noodles in Florida.
Zilla Fieri
holy shit, Kay
Zilla Fieri
God damn it, this is perfect
Kayskringle
o7
Zilla Fieri
...You know what, it'd be a crime to let that sit as a one-off thing.
Zilla Fieri
One moment
Hoho-Eyes
someone dress godzilla up
Zilla Fieri
I could probably have him dressed like that for some pure 4th wall event shenanigans
Kayskringle
I'm going to go to bed just laughing non-stop aren't I
Zilla Fieri
Yes
Zilla Fieri
Question is how can I translate this into a 4th wall event toplevel
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