[dark ass humor/arguing with prolifers and also 9/11] pre-warning for this stand up bit is that it opens up with a prolifer going "what if JESUS was aborted" and the guy's response summed up as
That's as low as you can go, but I'm a comedian, so I can go lower

i cannot describe the noises i make watching this

LMFAO

FUCK

amazing

Well done

'If your God is so Almighty, His son would be born no matter what people tried.'

never forget is the point at which I lost my shit

holy shit

KING SHIT.

holy fucking shit

I've watched this like six or seven times and it gets funnier every time

i can't lie, i'm the same

for what it's worth, i'm pretty sure god asked mary if she wanted to have the child.......

Amazing

And yeah there's literally an abortion medicine recipe in the Bible they have no leg to stand on

but never forget KING

I showed this to my Good Coworker this morning tucked away from our shit prolife boss in the break room and she just about died