STEVE YOU CAN'T JUST PUT THAT THOUGHT OUT THERE LIKE THIS!!!

oh no...

leave it to Steve 'every shirt I wear is too small for me' Rogers to think of the fridge horror we've all been ignoring

LMAO

steve putting on this shirt he got from 13:

wait a second, my chest isn't threatening to break this thing in half

Steve, getting a shirt that actually fits:

steve, getting non-elastic shorts that fit him in the ass and the waist without tailoring: oh no, this is shenanigans

ps i've been meaning to ask since i feel like they probably got introduced, how should steve actually address g'raha?

STEVE! STOP THIS

G'raha introduces himself as the Crystal Exarch!

He is trying to keep his real identity a secret

Vex will learn it though

oh ok so if he's like

talking to him should he drop the the

like "hi crystal exarch"

Vex just calls him "Exarch"

Yeah, like that or just Exarch is also fine

He'd be fine with it if people just deadass made up a new name to call him, even, he's not especially fussed about it.

yea but steve is v polite

he will go with exarch

The Crystal Exarch title only came about because he told the people of the Crystarium to come up with something to call him and their first attempt was "King" but he rejected that one, so they got. about as close to King as he'd let them, really.

wow man u need... a name...

at least... steve isn't going with 'crystal'

Crys would be a hilariously normal-sounding name for such a weird guy